URGENT: need 2 Nokia N810 Internet Tablets to test Wimax connectivity

[Darius2006]

Nokia N810 Internet Tablet Wimax connectivity

Hi,

I need urgently 2 Nokia N810 Internet Tablets to test Wimax connectivity
for one month or a longer time, setting up local Wimax test networking.
I am not aware if the above qualifies under N810 maemo device program open for submissions, so please let me know how to get, buy
2 Nokia N810 Internet Tablets right now, directly from Nokia or from beta testers.

Darius

[mrlanrat]

The N810 dosent have Wimax. Next time look into it more.

[chlettn]

How do you want to test WIMAX connectivity without WIMAX hardware?

[Darius2006]

How do you want to test WIMAX connectivity without WIMAX hardware?

Wimax networking hardware is provided by third parties.

Darius

[amigokin]

Wimax networking hardware is provided by third parties.

Darius

The Nokia N810 DOES NOT have a wixmax chip/card/controller or whatever you might want to call it. Only Wifi.

[omegaone37]

BTW... I would like a new Mercedes to test the new FM Transmitter in...

Regards...

Omega

[exon]

The Nokia N810 DOES NOT have a wixmax chip/card/controller or whatever you might want to call it. Only Wifi.

So you claim. I suggest a compromise to this impasse. Nokia should send me a couple of N810s and I will conclusively determine if they do or do not have this functionality. :D

[maxinflixion]

I actually need 7 n810's ASAP. so I can test Ebay's bidding services.

I am also looking for someone to wire me some money to a small African nation... Any takers?

[zerojay]

Give me two tablets right now so I can test if they float in water!

[omegaone37]

"Oh Nokia... won't you buy me, one of your new 810's... my friends all have 800's, I must make amends...."

Omega

[Texrat]

ROFL @ omega (as usual).

Ok. I want a new truck, a queen-sized storage bed, and $20,000 in small, unmarked bills. Don't ask.

[kooda]

Nice try...

I want two N810's at developer discounted price of 99 euros as well because I want to test it with my Cable TV service. Third party vendors will supply the hardware. I just need two N810's for cheap :=)
EDIT: For those that didn't get it, the above was sarcasm

Seriously, if you really want to do something about WiMax, just buy N800's online. They are much cheaper and aren't much different from N810 in terms of hardware. Also, the software will be exactly same anyway after N800 upgrade to ITOS2008.

[rkopper]

I need 200 feet of Saran Wrap, 4 Gallons of Canola cooking oil, a car battery, booster cables, pink fuzzy bunny slippers and a woman that won't ask questions. As long as we're asking.. might as well make it memorable??

[Texrat]

Dude. Olive oil. Much healthier. ;)

[iball]

Sounds like some of you need to get laid and I'm afraid the N810 isn't going to help you there.

[ericdkirk]

peanut oil, will give her that great popcorn smell!!!

[Texrat]

peanut oil, will give her that great popcorn smell!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! That is soooo wrong!

Sounds like some of you need to get laid and I'm afraid the N810 isn't going to help you there.

Yeah. Given the geek factor, whip that out to a girl and she'll make like Santa Claus and leave your presence.

[YoDude]

That's amazing. I just found the following e-mail in my inbox!

Dear friend,

I am a Lawyer and member of the Nigerian Bar Association. As such I have access to shipping records and activity logs from various agencies in my country.

I have recently located 100 unclaimed N810's in the Nigerian customs house. Customs officials have informed me that these units can only be released for shipment overseas if the amount owed them for storage is paid. This amount must be paid in person and I would be happy to do that.
However, I must supply an overseas shipment address for where they would be sent.

The amount required by them is $1,000.00 US. From what I understand this is only a small fraction of what they are worth. I am told their value could actually exceed over $ 34,900.00 !

If you are in agreement I propose the following:

If you send me the $1000, I will pay the customs duty and have all 100 shipped to your address. When you receive them, you can then ship 98 to an address that I specify keeping 2 for your time and effort. Upon receipt of the remaining 98, I will send back your original $1000 plus any shipping costs you may have incurred.

Let me know if this works for you. I can supply any supporting documentation you need and I anxiously await your reply...

[mrlanrat]

That is very funny, but are you sure you didn't get some other spam email and replace "HDTV" or something with "N810"? Well eather way its still funny.

PS: Can I have one of the two you get to keep?

[iball]

How are you people still getting spam like that? I NEVER get any of that!
GMAIL kicks major spam heiny and - believe it or not - Microsoft's new FrontBridge hosted services works just as well at killing spam.
Like John C. Dvorak, I get no spam.
Plenty of tail, but no spam.

[Texrat]

Wow, can you forward that email to me???

[jzencovich]

While we're at it, forward me the email as well. It's better than the usual forwards I get. And besides, perhaps I can help this Nigerian Prince, err Lawyer with some other shipping containers. :D

[Texrat]

Hey, quit horning in on my business! :mad:

[jzencovich]

Hey, cheer up! He's Nigerian. I'm sure he has more than enough business for the both of us :)

[luca]

How are you people still getting spam like that? I NEVER get any of that!

So are you going to pay full price for a new n810? What a pity!

;)

[Greyghost]

Hey, cheer up! He's Nigerian. I'm sure he has more than enough business for the both of us :)

No, actually, I tried to apply for that program and they turned me down! They said I'll get a full credit report in the mail in 3-5 business days.

[Texrat]

No, actually, I tried to apply for that program and they turned me down! They said I'll get a full credit report in the mail in 3-5 business days.

I heard that if you don't acknowledge the credit report someone close to you will suffer a serious illness and you'll experience a severe financial disaster.

[tubbycricket]

Reminds me of those commercials with those old, shady white guys in crappy suits and shoes saying stuff like, "You have just won the lottery of the glorious nation of Aspenstan. You have acquired an abundance of wealth. All you need to do is process this minor cashier's check, where I can receive a small portion of the winnings...."

[zerojay]

The best thing about the 409'ers is that you can scam them back. "Oh, but for me to send you the $1000 you need to get your money, I'll need $500."

It works more often than you'd think.

[Texrat]

LOL zero. I've replied with similar offers, and sometimes I even get these very patient responses trying to explain the deal to me again. :D

[benny1967]

They answer if you do this? OMG... Scary. (Makes me wonder though... what if you told them that you will raise the money from your friends at the gay&lesbian sponge fetish club and all you needed would be a few pictures indicating that they're, well, 'family' ...?)

[howardcb]

Sounds like some of you need to get laid and I'm afraid the N810 isn't going to help you there.

How do you know? After all, the N800 came with an FM radio that wasn't in the original specs. Maybe the N810 has intergalactic connectivity plus a subsonic matter transporter to open a direct gateway to the "clothing optional" beach on Planet Orgasmon in the delta quadrant.

Hey, you never know.

[jzencovich]

How do you know? After all, the N800 came with an FM radio that wasn't in the original specs. Maybe the N810 has intergalactic connectivity plus a subsonic matter transporter to open a direct gateway to the "clothing optional" beach on Planet Orgasmon in the delta quadrant.

Hey, you never know.

iball's point exactly :P

[dormant]

How do you know? After all, the N800 came with an FM radio that wasn't in the original specs. Maybe the N810 has intergalactic connectivity plus a subsonic matter transporter to open a direct gateway to the "clothing optional" beach on Planet Orgasmon in the delta quadrant.

Hey, you never know.

Ctl-Alt-€ on my n800!