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janszoon
11-30-2009, 11:28 PM
http://www.hardware.sk/materials/user17/nokia-n-1000-1.png

:):):)

gerbick
11-30-2009, 11:29 PM
PUWHAHA!

My neighbors probably think that I'm crazy.

Megacrazy
11-30-2009, 11:38 PM
Damn!!! I told you guys Nokia was gonna pull this crap again.

YoDude
11-30-2009, 11:58 PM
If it doesn't have USB OTG... it's a deal breaker for me.

Texrat
12-01-2009, 12:01 AM
Screen is too small.

Drink!

remister
12-01-2009, 12:03 AM
Screen is too small.

Drink!

But it is mind reading screen. You can control the functions with your mind!

kimchi29
12-01-2009, 12:04 AM
holy! 512mb, soo much pron!!!

johnnyrockets911
12-01-2009, 12:07 AM
lmao!! :D:D

Guyver
12-01-2009, 12:08 AM
Hahaha, I can't wait..... when it out??!!!:D

maxximuscool
12-01-2009, 12:21 AM
I want a see through camera on female lol. So you can perv at hot chits. You can see them naked in the picture :D

I would dig that hard lol

aspidites
12-01-2009, 12:45 AM
Hahaha, I can't wait..... when it out??!!!:D

Official release was four years ago (http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?p=402133#post402133)

funpig
12-01-2009, 12:55 AM
Haha~~~, nice\classic combination!!!

lassileevi
12-01-2009, 01:18 AM
Hmm, seems that you are missing web browsing capability. No need to wait for this bad boy, then.

NateLikesClaire
12-01-2009, 01:32 AM
haha! haaaaaaaaa

janszoon
12-01-2009, 02:19 AM
Hmm, seems that you are missing web browsing capability. No need to wait for this bad boy, then.

I read the n1000 has a 3D holographic screen web browser that is controlled by singing out URL's "la la la maemo.org la la la"

PhilE
12-01-2009, 02:55 AM
But does it do MMS? :D

somedude
12-01-2009, 03:06 AM
will it ever get shipped on the announced time frame?

YoDude
12-01-2009, 09:53 AM
But it is mind reading screen. You can control the functions with your mind!

Meh, then this new software might be buggy. It would give me nightmares if it connected to a random bum sitting next to me in a bus station or suttin' :eek:

I'll wait to see what the critics have to say and then maybe pick it up after a firmware upgrade.

Will there be a developers discount program? :)

U.ser
12-01-2009, 09:56 AM
damn , the coolest phone ever !
but cons :
Screen too small
No Touch Screen
Large And Heavy
Small Memory
...Ugly :P

YoDude
12-01-2009, 03:54 PM
damn , the coolest phone ever !
but cons :
Screen too small
No Touch Screen
Large And Heavy
Small Memory
...Ugly :P

It could still be an iPhone killer though. It looks like you can multitask. :)

Will Nokia offer this unlocked? (or untaped :D )

Enyibinakata
12-01-2009, 04:06 PM
aaah the 3210. My, how times change. Nostalgic

christexaport
12-01-2009, 04:08 PM
it doesn't have multitouch. FAIL

jontalbain
12-01-2009, 04:10 PM
Ah, so this is what it will look like when they finally implement portrait mode on Maemo!

How well does Quake run on it?

dantonic
12-01-2009, 04:11 PM
http://www.hardware.sk/materials/user17/nokia-n-1000-1.png

:):):)

ROFLOLMAO
Simply Stunning!

I really love the Bluetooth with the tape, that's really a nice touch.

Bravo!

nuknuk
12-01-2009, 04:14 PM
Is that the new iphone.........:D

MonkeyMagic
12-01-2009, 04:14 PM
Brilliant. :D

b-man
12-01-2009, 04:18 PM
can it run PS3 games? :D:D:D:D xD http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif

fdhung2501
12-01-2009, 04:22 PM
hahahaha...nice one Nokia..I think N1000 can capture HD vids..It might not have Quake..But I does have Snake if you want to play..haha

Laughing Man
12-01-2009, 04:24 PM
But by the time the N1000 comes out the newly improved N1200 will be out next year! Let's wait for that.

ezcola
12-01-2009, 04:25 PM
Inside information...
That is indeed the new iPhone 3.5GSSS but there is a slight problem with the release of this king of all gadgets. You have probably heard that Nokia is suing Apple because Apple is using Nokia's techniques in Apple's phones without a permission... and if you look and examine this spyphoto closely enough you can indeed spot some Nokia technologies in the heart of this iPhone. ;-)

volt
12-01-2009, 04:25 PM
I don't know... I'd rather see it in black.

And, it might or might not be a slider but unless there's a four row QWERTY keyboard hidden in there somewhere, I am not convinced.

xitrum
12-01-2009, 04:26 PM
damn why didn't you tell me earlier. I would wait for it. im getting my N900 in 2 days, it's coming >.< what am i supposed to do now. man, guess ill just live with having the N900 then,

danramos
12-01-2009, 04:30 PM
Still don't want it if it's got a cellular radio. :) (drink!)

daperl
12-01-2009, 04:36 PM
Here's the backside:

4825

Jack6428
12-01-2009, 04:39 PM
hey...that is awesome!! what is the phone model? when does it start seeling and for what price?? this looks so unique, gotta have one!

lcuk
12-01-2009, 04:39 PM
thats gotta be fake!
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/24183/original/500pxShopped.jpg

GeraldKo
12-01-2009, 04:43 PM
I always hit Thanks! for any post that makes me spontaneously laugh out loud. So, janszoon: Thanks!

daperl
12-01-2009, 04:48 PM
I always hit Thanks! for any post that makes me spontaneously laugh out loud. So, janszoon: Thanks!

For me, that goes for this response:

Will there be a developers discount program? :)

Brock
12-01-2009, 04:56 PM
What do you guys think about the xphone?

Watch out this vid ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM&feature=related

daperl
12-01-2009, 05:02 PM
What do you guys think about the xphone?

Watch out this vid ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM&feature=related


OMG, I can't breathe.

kryptoniankid17
12-01-2009, 05:07 PM
http://www.hardware.sk/materials/user17/nokia-n-1000-1.png

:):):)

Please kill yourself.

spadge
12-01-2009, 05:09 PM
But it is mind reading screen. You can control the functions with your mind!

Must be an updated version of Telepathy.

kryptoniankid17
12-01-2009, 05:10 PM
Funny. But its not as thin as an iphone and it doesnt have 10,000 Apps and no multi touch. Not for me

matristain
12-01-2009, 05:23 PM
I heard you con pre order this december and amazon will ship till February 2012...

sound familiar...??? :D

YoDude
12-01-2009, 05:47 PM
What do you guys think about the xphone?

Watch out this vid ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM&feature=related

Another deal breaker... no beta max. :mad:
...and it's nice it has SMS toast technology but how come no english muffin MMS capabilities?


***

Thanks Brock... (http://howardforums.com/showthread.php?p=13287838#post13287838)
:D

spadge
12-01-2009, 05:54 PM
What do you guys think about the xphone?

Watch out this vid ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM&feature=related

reminds me of THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WazA77xcf0A

NotTheMessiah
12-01-2009, 05:55 PM
I heard you con pre order this december and amazon will ship till February 1212...

sound familiar...???

really?

MPD are saying pre-order and delivery early january 2010

daperl
12-01-2009, 07:06 PM
reminds me of THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WazA77xcf0A

Not bad, but until that thing can cook breakfast that says:

LOL LOL
ROFL ROFL
SMS2TOAST FTW!

I'm sticking with the xPhone

GeraldKo
12-01-2009, 09:39 PM
What do you guys think about the xphone?

Watch out this vid ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udlxr8t1nZM&feature=related

That was great.

volt
12-03-2009, 02:52 PM
So, any news about the N1000 shipping - anyone got theirs yet?

DaveP1
12-03-2009, 03:37 PM
I'm not buying it unless it has the new 48 core Intel processor:

http://images.dailytech.com/nimage/12947_p_scc-h-rack.jpg\

For convenience, the battery pack comes with wheels:

http://www.apc.com/resource/images/products/200/9A1A6ADC-5056-9170-D3DD2D9EB016B7B7_f_v_200x100.jpg

volt
12-07-2009, 01:32 PM
Omg mine is shipping today!

FatalZero
12-08-2009, 11:32 AM
Omg mine is shipping today!

Whoaahh!!! Where did you order. I tried the local BuyMore but they are not going to stock it :(

That One Guy
12-08-2009, 11:37 AM
The N1000 seems like a fine device, indeed.

But I'm waiting for the Nokia SW258.

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 01:49 PM
Well guys i just found this leaked image from nokia.
Working on somthing very special indeed!

the N1500.....

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/N1500.jpg

Den in USA
12-08-2009, 01:51 PM
Well guys i just found this leaked image from nokia.
Working on somthing very special indeed!

the N1500.....

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/N1500.jpg

Looks like my old Motorola 21 inch TV that I bought in 1953.

SnaapCattyCat
12-08-2009, 02:00 PM
This is exactly what I am looking for... something small and easy to carry in your pocket. Where can I find that? I need it right now!

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 02:02 PM
This is exactly what I am looking for... something small and easy to carry in your pocket. Where can I find that? I need it right now!

Mobile Phones Direct say preorder now and delivery mid feb 2010!!!! Make sure you get in early. It even has a CRT screen so its REALLY hard to scratch or crack it!

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 02:19 PM
Oh and i just found this too.
Look like nokia are already phasing out development on the N1500 to focus on their new baby.

The N1650...
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/n1650.jpg

DaveP1
12-08-2009, 06:42 PM
Don't forget the new bluetooth headset:

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/87159287.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=64BF2D51AFD75C2E8F6EECCBB85D80B2F20A74E24E94A7AB 6605F91D659AE096E30A760B0D811297

jotei66
12-08-2009, 06:45 PM
Well guys i just found this leaked image from nokia.
Working on somthing very special indeed!

the N1500.....

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/N1500.jpg

I want one now......oak veneer too... :p

God
12-08-2009, 06:58 PM
wtf?....... link (http://www.hardware.sk/clanok-1314/nokia-n1000-dlho-ocakavany-model-uz-aj-u-nas)

volt
12-08-2009, 06:59 PM
Whoaahh!!! Where did you order. I tried the local BuyMore but they are not going to stock it :(

Ebayer from Hong Kong!

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 07:05 PM
wtf?....... link (http://www.hardware.sk/clanok-1314/nokia-n1000-dlho-ocakavany-model-uz-aj-u-nas)

hahaha crazy stuff!! i wonder if any of my pics will end up on there.

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 07:06 PM
Don't forget the new bluetooth headset:

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/87159287.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=64BF2D51AFD75C2E8F6EECCBB85D80B2F20A74E24E94A7AB 6605F91D659AE096E30A760B0D811297

Your image doesnt work :( I wanna see the bluetooth headset!!!

God
12-08-2009, 07:14 PM
Anyone hungry?

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 07:18 PM
Anyone hungry?

yeah im a bit hungry but where the hell do you put the sim card in that thing :/

God
12-08-2009, 07:21 PM
yeah im a bit hungry but where the hell do you put the sim card in that thing :/

At the back... of course...

DaveP1
12-08-2009, 07:25 PM
Your image doesnt work :( I wanna see the bluetooth headset!!!

Damn you Jupiter Images DRM!

Try:

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/5-1939/bell_switchboard.jpg

God
12-08-2009, 07:27 PM
:l !

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 07:34 PM
Anyone hungry?

Its adorable!
Its your best friend!
its a good food source!
its endless fun with mobile computer entertainment!
its got the latest in maemo software!
its got it all!
its...Nokias latest in organic communication technology!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/Untitled-2.jpg

NotTheMessiah
12-08-2009, 07:36 PM
Damn you Jupiter Images DRM!

Try:

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/5-1939/bell_switchboard.jpg

hahaha i like it!
If i hassle MPD enough i might get one of those chucked in free!

God
12-08-2009, 07:37 PM
Its adorable!
Its your best friend!
its a good food source!
its endless fun with mobile computer entertainment!
its got the latest in maemo software!
its got it all!
its...Nokias latest in organic communication technology!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/Untitled-2.jpg

haha !

DaveP1
12-09-2009, 10:08 AM
hahaha i like it!
If i hassle MPD enough i might get one of those chucked in free!

It's not free but if you want to go retro there's always:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/8928_bluetooth_retro_handset_black_red.jpg

Available at: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/8928/ for only $29.99 and it works. What can I say, I have more money than sense.:p

U.ser
12-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Its adorable!
Its your best friend!
its a good food source!
its endless fun with mobile computer entertainment!
its got the latest in maemo software!
its got it all!
its...Nokias latest in organic communication technology!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/swpb/Untitled-2.jpg

WOOOOW
NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT !
I'M SOOO GOING TO BUY IT :p
seriously , the phone is great
but why DOG ! who would eat DOG , put a chicken for god's sake :rolleyes:

volt
12-10-2009, 07:49 AM
but why DOG ! who would eat DOG , put a chicken for god's sake :rolleyes:

Well, everyone knows hot dogs are very popular.
Hot chickens on the other hand...

Wait... A hot chick phone?

mthmob
12-17-2009, 04:26 AM
Its not big enough!!

riahc3
12-21-2009, 09:30 PM
No GPS? :(

Berserk
06-03-2010, 06:45 PM
Man.. I just found something in the latest Nokia Oven Store..

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8951/nokiaovenstore.jpg



Tremendously beautiful..

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7999/nokiaovenstoreuser.jpg

harp
06-03-2010, 09:59 PM
Meh my N900 already does everything in the first pic.

anaskr
06-09-2010, 08:22 AM
mine toooooo