hello im driunk!

[crispy]

im to ashamed when im sobre to ask buttt....my friend charged me a tenner to put sat nav on my phone. it is there but it dont work. why please?

[andrewfblack]

come back when sober

[crispy]

okay doke ! good advice! i love you man x

[danramos]

Drunk with mad POWER!

[The Quote Train]

come back when you've stopped pretending to drunk on the internet.

predicitng defensive rage post reply..

[lcuk]

im to ashamed when im sobre to ask buttt....my friend charged me a tenner to put sat nav on my phone. it is there but it dont work. why please?

navigate your friend to the bar and get him to buy you drinks all night.

[Haus3r]

navigate your friend to the bar and get him to buy you drinks all night.

Haha, now that's what I call constructive!!

[m165]

if you're drunk, get off the internet and party man!

[danramos]

This was MADE for you, lad:

http://www.labnol.org/internet/email/gmail-goggles-prevent-drunk-emailing-on-friday-nights/4808/

[bandora]

I never knew people could get drunk from a virgin daquiri... :D

[maguitodelrock]

hes drunk in a gay bar O.o!

[danramos]

To quote the police officer on Beavis and Butthead after figuring out that they had been drinking non-alcoholic beer (and acting as if they were drunk):

"You're not drunk! You're just STUPID!" :)

[lcuk]

Instant maemo satnav for beer drinkers:

http://liqbase.net/bar/bar1.png
http://liqbase.net/bar/bar2.png
http://liqbase.net/bar/bar3.png
http://liqbase.net/bar/bar4.png

[crispy]

jesus.. you really are geeks.
seriosly il get you a bint for info?

[JohnLF]

Seriously Crispy - just log off mate and go get a coffee.

[qole]

And this, folks, is how iPhone prototypes get left on bar stools.

[javispedro]

drunk? come to #maemo! drink drink drink!

[vietn900]

no come here : http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?p=621747#post621747

[bandora]

LOL @ Qole!

[aironeous]

I vote for a little checkbox on each post to indicate if you are "posting under the influence" that way a little tolerance and patience can be given with that particular post.
There are many substances both legal and illegal that a lot of people consume.
Walking down the street we can sometimes tell if a person is under the influence of some kind and we are more patient with them or atleast can see what is going.
Not everybody parties on the same days.

[wmarone]

http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?p=611714

That app was just bumped by someone. OP needs to use this app.

[abill_uk]

Ha i love this thread because it is soooo true that the N900 is enough to drive anyone to drink ha ha ha ha

[HellFlyer]

ok...and thats why your posted it in the "offtopic" section good cuz otherwise you could've be banned!

[gianni_mar]

will this thread get to 2000 posts before than the "speculation about the next firmware (PR1.2) and its release date" does???

[Laughingstok]

Take some pics with the n900. its what i do when i drink.

[RevdKathy]

Wish I had friends capable of doing clever things with my n900. NoobMonkey promised me the script for removing the grey bits around the ikons, but never got around to it. Apart from maemo.org events, I've never met anyone who even knew how to open the keyboard, drunk or sober. :(

I need some kewl friends.

[mzanetti]

depending on how much drunk you are you could also try to do some coding:
http://xkcd.com/323/

[spoonbuddy]

. NoobMonkey promised me the script for removing the grey bits around the ikons, but never got around to it.
I need some kewl friends.

Did he now, I wonder if we could give a little nudge.

I'd be happy to be your friend but I'm afraid I'm not so kewl :)

[lcuk]

grey bits around icons?

[spoonbuddy]

You know, the square grey boxes around the icon shortcuts on the homescreens. A way of removing them or making them invisible would be really nice.

I'm assuming the Rev and I are meaning the the same thing.

I have a totally black image on my homescreens in an effort to hide them.

[lcuk]

is there a bug/discussion about them somewhere other than here?

[spoonbuddy]

is there a bug/discussion about them somewhere other than here?

There have been manual instructions posted in other threads.
And yes; I had thought we were going OT but you did ask. :D

[lcuk]

i dont think the drunken maemoer will mind ;)

which threads?

[Cue]

Hi Icuk
I think they are talking about the background to shortcut icons that can be removed by changing
/usr/share/themes/beta/images/ApplicationShortcutApplet.png into a transparent tile.
I don't think it looks that bad to be filed as a bug. ;)

[spoonbuddy]

These thrreads all have instructions on how to do it but involve delving in to places I don't understand or feel confident playing:

http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=45241&highlight=icon+grey
http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?p=522471
http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=39565&page=65

[cjsegninir]

Poor guy, even while drunk, everybody ignores him.

[Texrat]

It's best to ignore a drunk until he picks up his car keys. ;)

[RevdKathy]

It's best to ignore a drunk until he picks up his car keys. ;)

Or worse, your car keys.

[x61]

im to ashamed when im sobre to ask buttt....my friend charged me a tenner to put sat nav on my phone. it is there but it dont work. why please?

Is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs) you?

[noobmonkey]

Wish I had friends capable of doing clever things with my n900. NoobMonkey promised me the script for removing the grey bits around the ikons, but never got around to it. Apart from maemo.org events, I've never met anyone who even knew how to open the keyboard, drunk or sober. :(

I need some kewl friends.


lol i did :P - but we suddenly got busy and forgot about it - will write up how to do it when i get 5 mins :D
(Tomorrow sounds like a good day for writing things :P )

[RevdKathy]

lol i did :P - but we suddenly got busy and forgot about it - will write up how to do it when i get 5 mins :D
(Tomorrow sounds like a good day for writing things :P )

Thanks. :) Tomorrow is going to be a seriously sucky day for me, so something nice would be good.

[Optimus]

I'm suddenly feeling sober for no reason, damn! :(

[crispy]

wow i cant even remember posting this. dont drink vodka guys !

[crispy]

anyway i do have sygig on my phone. i downloaded it from torrent. i cant get it to work though. i guess thats my problem for not being clever enough. not the end of the world though. n900 is still toppa.

[Laughingstok]

whiskyd and coked myself right now typing on n900 is tough. :D why does the damn colon move whenyoure on the letter pad ans the number pad on virrtual keyboatd, makes this shizzle harder to make smilies :D