Where did EUCHREPROF go???

[euchreprof]

I bought a PS3 and a really expensive 1080p HDTV and I been crushing people online in various games. Sorry to all my fans on here for not posting much lately... I promise to come back more often though, but between my PS3, Work, & Family... I don't have much time. I was surprised this place was still up and running without me providing the entertainment. Oh well maybe I will throw u all a bone every now and again. I am still loving my Nokia N800 at work though (surfing and watching tv videos)!! TTYL my loyal fans on here and stay tuned! Over and out!!!!!!!!!!!!

[euchreprof]

I decided to write a daily blog on here like Mike Cane used to do. K here goes...

Day 1

BIG NEWS: I started writing my blog on here today. Enough said.

[euchreprof]

Day 2

I am too tired to blog tonight. Enough Said.

[Rocketman]

euchreprof, can't you take the lack on any response or interest in your "I'm back, won't someone please validate my existence" post as evidence that nobody cares? Do you really have to piss all over these forums in an attempt to get attention? Please find another bridge and crawl under it.

[barry99705]

I thought they banned this guy.

[euchreprof]

Day 3

I am too tired to blog tonight once again. Enough Said.

[euchreprof]

Day 4

Blogging is not easy. Guess what? Once again... I am too tired to blog tonight. Enough Said.

[Rocketman]

Dear Admins, can we please reban Euchreprof and make it stick this time?

[geneven]

I second the motion.

[iball]

Any objections? No? Motion carried.

[Texrat]

Oh come on. This is the funniest thread going! Let's see where he takes it.

[Rebski]

Maybe he should tell us just what it is that makes him so tired. I really hope he gets his energy back, so looking forward to his blog.

[Rocketman]

Oh come on. This is the funniest thread going! Let's see where he takes it.

Please Texrat, lets not. I really don't want a repeat of the last time he graced us with his presence.

[barry99705]

Maybe he should tell us just what it is that makes him so tired. I really hope he gets his energy back, so looking forward to his blog.

Unless he got a new job, he sits around surfing the internet being a security guard.

[iball]

Feng is not amused.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7517/ballsoffuryrepresent1ld2.jpg

[dcarter]

he is like Daniel Johnston

minus the genius-artist part.

dcarter

[Texrat]

But look at all this buzz! The hallmark of a successful artiste.

*marvels at the buzz*

[euchreprof]

Day 5

<sigh> I apologize for being a poor blogger. I work long hours and when I get home my wife and little girl want attention. This does not mean I am not thinking about my blog on here and making it a successful read one day. All I ask is for some undeserved patience from the community here. Thank you very much. Enough Said.

[euchreprof]

Day 6

K... I am thinking about changing careers. I work long hours and lack the time to take my daughter to swimming & karatee. She is 4 (almost 5) and really needs me to be more active in here life. I have been offered another job making $15/hour maintaining THIS website... http://www.maximumwoman.com All I would have to do is keep it up-to-date by adding all the new arrivals to the webpage as well as handle the order taking & shipping end of it. I onloy have to work 10am-5pm... pretty sweet deal timewise although I will be losing $$$ if I do this job, but my daughter will get her dad back FULLTIME. I need some time to think about it. Enough Said.

[iball]

Someone want to remove that spam link?

[euchreprof]

Someone want to remove that spam link?


LOL @ SPAM LINK.

[barry99705]

Someone want to remove that spam link?



I thought this whole thread was spam.

[Texrat]

Well, it wasn't until you showed up!

&%$@! extracontinental #%^&#s...

:p

[euchreprof]

Day 7-8-9

Had a "Family Weekend" (was on mini vacation for 3 days). I apologize to any loyal blog readers I have. Will do better in near future. Enough Said.

[iball]

Right, so we know she's in Great Britain somewhere since they just had a bank holiday...

[barry99705]

Right, so we know she's in Great Britain somewhere since they just had a bank holiday...


Too far across the pond. He's Canadian.

[Texrat]

Too far across the pond. He's Canadian.

That's just a notch above Alaskan, right?

:p

[barry99705]

That's just a notch above Alaskan, right?

:p

No, they're south of here.

[Texrat]

Damn, nice comeback. I am pwned.

[euchreprof]

Please stop trying to ruin my online blog with such a rookie bait approach.

[euchreprof]

Day 10

I am preparing a great blog entry within the next few days. Stay tuned. Enough Said.

[barry99705]

Damn, nice comeback. I am pwned.

That's okay. Lots of people think Alaska is down be Mexico and Hawaii like on the maps. :p

[euchreprof]

Day 11

Today I am thinking about my blog. I have unanswered questions. Is it a good read? Should I try harder? Does thoughtfix do a better blog than I do? Well these are my thoughts today that I just wanted to share with you all. I see my "troll spray" worked to perfection. Please anyone here feel free to use it on any other trolls they wish to get rid off. Enough Said.

[YoDude]

Day 11

Today I am thinking about my blog. I have unanswered questions. Is it a good read? Should I try harder? Does thoughtfix do a better blog than I do? Well these are my thoughts today that I just wanted to share with you all. I see my "troll spray" worked to perfection. Please anyone here feel free to use it on any other trolls they wish to get rid off. Enough Said.

Day 11

(...loads one bullet in to .44 revolver and gives the cylinder a spin.)

Click...

[Texrat]

Don't do it YoDude! Think of the kittens! The rainbows! The BUZZ!!!

[euchreprof]

..........

[Mara]

^
LOL :D

I was about to reply how useless thread this is... but you did give me a good laugh. :)

[=DC=]

This thread should be labeled "Where did Ted Stevens go?" because this is just senseless "tube clogging" right here.

[Rocketman]

It isn't clogged tubes that I am worried about, it is the cacophony of noise that this board has become. It has become very easy to miss the good articles because of a torrent of spamed advertisements, new posts on old issues because a newbie couldn't be bothered to hit the search button and now this "I'm turning this site into my blog" non-sense. Go get yourself a myspace page, Euchreprof...there are plenty of immature *****s there that will be your friend and with whom you can have virtual pissing matches.

[iball]

This thread should be labeled "Where did Ted Stevens go?" because this is just senseless "tube clogging" right here.

Ted Stevens? He's on a raid with Leroy Jenkins.

[euchreprof]

Do you people know who I am?

[barry99705]

Do you people know who I am?

The correct question is "Do we care who you are"?


My guess is a Canadian rent a cop with too much time on his hands. :D

[=DC=]

Lerooooooyyyyy Jenkinnnnns!!!! :D At least I have chicken. :)

[=DC=]

Or maybe he's the Juggernaut (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445). LOL. :D

[iball]

Do you people know who I am?

You're not Leeroy Jenkins so we don't care.

[euchreprof]

I decided to go on a blog strike until I get an apology from someone.

[euchreprof]

Day 18

I decided to end my blog strike. Enough Said.

[euchreprof]

Hello?????

[euchreprof]

If I am ignored for 1 more day I am leaving this website FOREVER!!!

[euchreprof]

If I am ignored for 1 more day I am leaving this website FOREVER!!!

I am a liar. :o

[=DC=]

Just when you thought it was safe...

[barry99705]

Just when you thought it was safe...

It was nice while it lasted. :rolleyes:

[euchreprof]

Blog... Day 50.

Darn... I just got warned in the PS3 to basically "tone it down"... i mean all i was saying was my 32" Sharp 1080p "Gamers Edition" HDTV made me feel superior to 95% of the people on there... same as my Nokia N800 made me feel superior to all the Nokia 770 owners on here... am I suppose to lie about this? These are *MY* feelings and I would bet I am not alone although I do understand these things are not discussed in public but I KNOW we all feel this way... anyhow IF I get banned on the PS3 forums I may make a return on here until my ban is over... keep your figures crossed folks... over and out.

[Milhouse]

A 32" Sharp 1080p "Gamers Edition" HDTV, eh? Excuse me while I fail to be impressed (but then here's my next telly, the Philips Aurea (http://www.flattv.ce.philips.com/en/gb/ambilight/discover.html) - it's launched on Friday...) That TV, when it arrives in a few weeks, won't make me feel superior to anyone - it's only a TV and doesn't make me a "better" person. Is it a better TV than yours? Undoubtedly, but it doesn't and won't make me feel superior to you! You really should get your life in perspective mate...

Just out of interest, does your TV make you feel superior in the same way that, for example, a Porsche makes a man with a small penis feel better about himself?

So, you're annoying PS3 owners, annoying Nokia Tablet owners... isn't the message sinking in by now??! ;)

[euchreprof]

Milhouse my man how's it going!!! Long time no respond.... I was starting to feel judged by u in some way... anyhow good to hear from you again... oh your HDTV is a better than my HDTV but... it is 42" which is too big for me... I only needed a 32" HDTV and I still own the best 32" HDTV in the world (atleast for a few more months) as my HDTV is the only 32" HDTV at 1080p and the only HDTV with a special "Viper Drive" for gaming... so in a way u didn't beat me cuz your 42" HDTV is kinda useless to me because it goes in the "gaming room" of my house and I couldn't fit a 42" HDTV in there... BUT... if you can find a better 32" HDTV by all means make me jealous by posting a link on here about it cuz I will feel less superior i am sure... oh and the wife (who btw doesn't have any complaints about my lower regions) said it's ok for us to upgrade our aging 32" SDTV in our living room at Christmas time so be sure I will be buying a 50" HDTV with better specs than yours Millhouse... oh yeah it's on now son... ty for the link so now I know the benchmark to beat... oh btw u never did tell me... r u married or do u have a girlfriend? I ask this because now you have me wondering why u need to go out and buy this "porsche" of an HDTV??? lol

[fpp]

Milhouse, you've blown it there. Don't take the bait. Don't feed the troll.

[Texrat]

Hi Mil! I just rewarded myself with a 42" Phillips plasma and I am enjoying the hell out of it (when I'm home, that is). So until you actually get yours I feel very superior. :p

[euchreprof]

lol plasma.

[euchreprof]

Milhouse, you've blown it there. Don't take the bait. Don't feed the troll.

#1 Milhouse was trolling on my thread... #2 Milhouse brought up the fact about boys getting flashy toys to compensate about their lack of manhood... #3 All I did was answer his question and then fire back the same question right back at him which he runs from and then u call me a troll? lol

[Frankowitz]

I won't rant about my HD beamer on which I use a deinterlaced digital signal that is far superior to any TV image then...
That same beauty is used to connect my Mediacenter to. And there my N800 comes in handy because I use it to do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CII2crrTEe0)...
Life is good @ High Def.

Alot of friends broke their jaws watching in awe.

Ah well.

[euchreprof]

Nice setup... k u beat me but my LCD absolutely crushes plasma (especially when it comes to gaming... no burnout, etc). Plasma is so 2004.

[euchreprof]

Wtf... Can't I Even Get Someone To Comment On My Lack Of Maturity Anymore?

[Frankowitz]

Nice setup... k u beat me but my LCD absolutely crushes plasma (especially when it comes to gaming... no burnout, etc). Plasma is so 2004.

Indeed, plasma's suck.

[euchreprof]

Most plasma's a 42" is only 720p... haha. My 32" LCD is 1080p. I guess I win... AGAIN.

[euchreprof]

$#@$@!#$ without a wingman or two I have no power on here!! I guess destroying Texrat and Millhouse mentally and thus making them wise to me is now working against me. $@#$#@$

[euchreprof]

What a L-O-S-E-R you are euchreprof... get a life man!

[euchreprof]

What? Why are you being so mean to me? I am a victim on here. Why attack me?

[euchreprof]

You are a troll. Simple as that. Now go away cuz we are all sick and tired of you yapping on here.

[euchreprof]

I will never leave! NEVER EVER!! Consider your abusive self REPORTED. I am not going to take anymore of this crap from anyone ever again!!

[euchreprof]

Pffffffffffffff... talk to the hand.

[euchreprof]

STOP IT!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!! You are hurting my feelings!!!

[euchreprof]

Hahahah now you sound like Texrat... u gonna TAPOUT also?

[euchreprof]

Now U R Simply Gone Too Far. Sticks And Stone May Break My Bones But Names Will Never Hurt Me!!

[euchreprof]

Wow... my wife just had another baby... a little boy... gonna be just like his dad when he grows up.

[Milhouse]

Congratulations to you both. :) Let's hope you're wrong on who he takes after! ;)

[munky261]

32" huh??? well you know you are living the high life when your tv is 30" bigger than your penis

[Texrat]

Ouch!

Makes me glad I got a 42". :D

[munky261]

ya liked that one huh? lol a similar comment helped to get me fired from a job a while back. lol

[euchreprof]

32" huh??? well you know you are living the high life when your tv is 30" bigger than your penis


I AM A BABY MAKING MACHINE MAN!!!

[euchreprof]

Congratulations to you both. :) Let's hope you're wrong on who he takes after! ;)

I WILL TEACH HIM HOW TO PWN PEOPLE!!!

[YoDude]

Yo EUCHREPROF, how about using your "high level" Nokia contact and tell us when OS2008 will be released? :D

Inquiring minds want to know.

[geneven]

His opinion on such matters is worthless, since he lied about them in the past and defended his lying to all of us since he was mad at one of us.

[Texrat]

But-- he's still getting buzz!

*marvels again at the occasional buzz*

[euchreprof]

Yo EUCHREPROF, how about using your "high level" Nokia contact and tell us when OS2008 will be released? :D

Inquiring minds want to know.


K I will have my wife call her Nokia friend.

[euchreprof]

His opinion on such matters is worthless, since he lied about them in the past and defended his lying to all of us since he was mad at one of us.

OMG are yu still upset? That stuff was ages ago... lol... i do remember besides Mr. Tapout you took it the hardest BUT EVEN MR. TAPOUT SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT! <HINT-HINT>

[euchreprof]

But-- he's still getting buzz!

*marvels again at the occasional buzz*

I HAVE NOTICED HOW U ADMIRE ME NOW... JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND I BEAT SMEONE UP (AND U GOT BEATEN UP) AND THEN THE BEATEN UP KID WANTED TO BECOME MY BEST FRIEND AFTERWARDS... OH MY WHAT GREAT MEMEROIES.

[Reggie]

I think this thread has gone far enough...