I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

In just three easy steps.

Nokia is low on innovations
and former board showed no interest in innovations
supporting low-tech resistive touch screens for years.

f. Nokia Innovation Director responded to me
> Darius, what can I do <

I can donate Nokia with highly innovative technology to make it survive.

Technology transfer via appointed official from European Commission
and legal firm from US >for free<

I don't need any money for offered technology.

Just interested to show you how one innovative technology
can make such powerful mobile phone manufacturer like Nokia in the past, to survive.

email me if interested

Don't remove, cancel,
don't hurt business of Nokia

Offer is fair and can be verified by idependent lawyers and technology experts from GSMA, ITU, EC.


Offer is valid for a limited time from now.

Later goes to competitor of Nokia.

Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

please for god sake now. continue already created threads for the same discussions. only have different titles. please. Stop filling TMO with these threads by creating everyday a new thread.

here is one: http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=82014

here is another: http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=83163

another: http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=83167

another: http://talk.maemo.org/showthread.php?t=83589

please stop creating thread with the same topic but with different title.

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Pls, once again.

Offer is fair and valid not longer than one month.

I am fully aware, Nokia is too proud to enter into any talks
or nominate a negotiator
but pls don't tell later that I didn't try to save Nokia
since technology is to be implemented by one of competitors.

Now I give Nokia a chance.

Now it's your move.

Trust me, this technology can save Nokia (patent pending)

Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

Heheh.. Hilarious.

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for God's sake give man a hand... For great justice!

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Things have to be bad if folks are offering free advice to Nokia to "save them"... wonder if anybody is writing Microsoft with "Fire Ballmer" yet?

I got a roll of stamps and some time...

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Methinks someone's been having a waaaay good smoke..... :p

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Hmmmm... the f..? History of comments (from 2 years ago) seem rather natural, then this.

Darius: doubt you will get official Nokia response on this forum, try emailing their standard contacts listed on the Nokia.com page, or maybe PM qgil, he seems to be from Nokia, if you offer free innovation, no idea why they wouldn't listen. Good luck

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Unless your new technology shall make my N900 fart, I'm not interested.

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Ammyt: install nitdroid, dl fartapp, be impressed

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I miss you sweet leaf... :)

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Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

Protect Nokia?!
heh, that's easy...

I can protect GREECE from bankruptcy! ...And I can offer my plan to them. I figured it all out.

First of all, Acropolis goes on sale!

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Ammyt: Lol, not sure if I should whoooosh main NIT dev or rather fart... iFart it is pfffffbrhksmnhjchf...plop

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When we reach this point and we are forced to sell what our ancestors built a very long time ago,acropolis, maybe the biggest national archeological site of Greece, we are going to loose our national identity. How can one set a price on such a monument huh? Simply one can t. Imagine the pyramids of Egypt or the big ben on sale, simply not an option

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You've triggered the weird part in me >:}
http://tiny.cc/41jxcw

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Simply sell it for infinitum, without asking anyone if they actually want to buy. Then, say that rest of the world is in debt and need to pay % to You.

Sorry, I know it isn't funny for Greek people, just couldn't stop myself from this Prachett pun.

/Estel

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Nothing to be afraid, this is what I call devotion. 2:14 - you shouldn't have, really, restecpa!

Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

One of the orderlies doesn't yet know their smartphone is missing.

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This is probably the guy whose parents promised to buy him a new phone once his Nokia 6310 breaks. 7 years of trying later - the braindead guy from ward 7 somehow stole it, it is in his pants, please, guys, come on I want an iPhone...

Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

Dude that was sarcasm

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More or less related :

http://communities-dominate.blogs.co...d-growth.html#

Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

I would never ever trust the OP with saving some big company -- sorry, he expresses himself very poorly. At least team up with someone who can write clearly and persuasively. I know, how about Gerbick? Anyway, not me.

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Oh no... no way man. I'm not ghost writing some diatribe that will invariably get me even less liked around here. Not playing Cyrano de Bergerac for some half-thought out whim.

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Just sell it to the Turks, they are your neighbour.
They'll even accept half of Cyprus as a package ;)

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Well maybe, maybe not but you dont go around talking like that about your national heritage. It is almost sacred dude.



Men thats really clever NOT. Go learn some history :D

Re: I can protect Nokia from bankruptcy
 

I rather you just tell me, too lazy to learn on my own :D

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hahahahaha...And we can get money loan from Greece back hahahaha

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The history is that they already got it, even if we manically refuse to accept it...

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I know my fellow countryman. I know!

I was kidding of course... using a lot of sarcasm!
call it... a failed joke if you like! :rolleyes:

Greetings to Drama! (my mother's birthplace) :)