What the hell!
 

Ok ...
Just talking about it in Dave's pet thread just isn't really bringing to attention ...the...
the....
well...
the attention we are getting...

here at TMO I mean....

In brief ...
it was someday in 2011 that we saw the largest number of people online here ...
and that number didn't change ...
never made it anywhere near that number since...
hell most we have 250 to at best perhaps 500 or even 750...
usually much much lower...the last few years...

The last few days I have noticed alarming numbers of "guests" here...
What the hell happened?
Did someone with an n810/n800 or n900 go back in time and bludgeon Hitler with it?

the new stats on the front of TMO page at the bottom are ...

"Most users ever online was 14,420, 11-26-18 at 01:06 AM."

what the hell is bringing all these people here?!?!?!?

right "now" we are almost at 10 000 guests...

what exactly happened ...
I would like to know...

so we can replicate it daily...

(I wouldn't mind distilling it into a cologne ...personally ... :D)

Re: What the hell!
 

Relax. It’s just parts of my fan club.

The first rule of my fan club. Do not talk about my fan club!

I thinks its regular spambots trying to login but fails ;)

Re: What the hell!
 

hahahaha

Dave!

wondered when you would show up....
Freaky deaky all these "guests" suddenly appearing...

Its like going out to a field....
and suddenly to a single one...
allllll the cows look up simultaneously and stare at you...
weirdness abounds here Dave....

The sheer numbers of "guests" looking through every inch of the place is ...
well...
odd...

Re: What the hell!
 

yeah...
But almost 10 000 spambots?

hm...
you may be right ...
it could be the precursor to a massive attack...

Re: What the hell!
 

I told you that I am being followed by three letters. They followed me here.

Re: What the hell!
 

Who you gonna call?

Jolla refund ghosts hunting us for not keeping the thread alive.

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Maemish....
That...I can almost believe...
What you did was just very very very VERY silly.

If anything ...yes...they are following you around to see what antics you will do next...

I am sure your photo op stunt is actually unifying the secret services of ALL nations...through humor.

they are probably txting it to one another...
as we speak...

and so they want to see what you will do next...

hope you can handle the pressure of fame through idiocy...
:D

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So what do we do?

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Ach....
I haven't the foggiest.

I've tried calling them all out on their "ghosting" this place...
that hasn't worked thus far...

I've tried extorting an "admission" fee to join TMO...
:D :D :D
that hasn't worked thus far...

I'm out of ideas at this point.
ones that may result in a profit for me that is....
:D

Re: What the hell!
 

What's Going On?
Currently Active Users: 10114 (14 members and 10100 guests)

we haven't seen numbers like this since 2011 and that figure was a brief blip ...back then...
this has been fairly solidly above 10 000 for the last 2 days now...
it dips down...but then climbs back up..
at around 3 this morning it was about 5 000 ...and it has just been climbing since then to the current ....now over ....10 116 guests...