I don't understand you Europeans. You will be among the first to have the Nokia N9 if you're in a smaller market like Kazakhstan or perhaps Luxembourg. You want to be treated like first class customers with your Euros, Greek bailouts and VAT tax.

I mean... stop your whining. Sheesh. It's like you think it's Eurotopia or something with your funny colored and hard to counterfeit money.

This spoof post was brought to you by the letter F and U. Seriously dude, if it were a Nokia update, most Americans wouldn't know nor care for it anyway. Use logic for once.