Looking bright, ain't it? Nokia/Elop: "Mayday...Mayday....Mayday!!! We're all standing on a burning platform. Is there anyone out there?" Cue the sound of the M$ outboard motor coming from the distance *Developers..Developers...Developers...Developers...... M$/Ballmer: "Aaaaaallllll aboooaaaaard!!!!!!" Nokia/Elop: "My old mate Steve! I knew someone would save us, but who better than you" Motorboat pulls away from the burning platform: *Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers* In the far distance we hear a blood curdling scream: "F*****G HELL!!!!! THIS BOAT IS SINKING!!!!!!"