Yes, Linux sucks because it's not Windows.
It sucks because it's something I'm not used to.
It sucks because taskbar is on top.
It sucks because taskbar is on bottom.
It sucks because taskbar is not blue.
It sucks because I can't understand it.
It sucks because it's different.
It really sucks because it offers choice.
How could somebody even want that.
It sucks because I need to know how to read, learn and apply instead of just how to pick my nose.
It sucks because it can be whatever I want it to be.
It sucks because Linux users are annoying (and they suck).
It really sucks when **** breaks and I don't know how to fix it, so better solve the problem by bashing users and devs who obviously suck as much as Linux does, forgetting the fact that I could actually do something about it myself if I could be bothered to think.
OH AND IT'S FREE, IT CAN'T BE ANY GOOD!
You don't see free cars or free beer either, now do you?

Seriously speaking, Linux is doing fine, it's everywhere and newbies just keep on coming from every direction with ever growing rate. I love the way it sucks!