In the sunlight, take your N900
Put it between the Sun and you
Slide the keyboard out
Look, and don't be afraid
Even the sun couldn't get through the N900
As a living god, it can create night in the sunshine

In the darkness, take your N900
Open the lens cover
The select the flash light
Open your eyes, you aren't alone anymore
The moon is insipid compared to your device
As the only god, it can create daylight in the night

Amen