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Originally Posted by endsormeans View Post
"Annual Time Delay Self Camouflaging Universal Holiday Decorations", that pop into view at the perfect time before every holiday, then disappear from sight afterward..
That's just one specific application of "General Reconfigurable Interface for Physical Environment", or GRIPE for short, that I have invented.

Are you 196 cm tall and share the car with your partner who is 152 cm? Are you fed up with having to constantly readjust the seat, wheel and mirrors position every time you change the driver? Let GRIPE save the settings for each driver and readjust them by pressing a button.

Are you an old geezer like me and need different spectacles for long (driving, watching TV), medium (working on a computer) and short (reading, operating a phone screen) distance? You've guessed it, GRIPE will sort it out.
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