If PR1.2 doesn't come with full portrait and MMS, both of which have been repeatedly confirmed as not coming until MeeGo, if at all, I'm going to (insert pathetic threat here) until those (insert unnecessary insult)s at Nokia cave in to our demands.

In the meantime, I've sold my N900 and told my (insert total number of friends) influential colleagues to never purchase anything from Nokia again.

What a complete load of (insert misspelled abuse)