I am an upright member of this community and stand for its values. I go to church each Sunday. I never masturbate. I work hard for my money. I never have fun in my life, and if I accidentally do, I go to my bedroom and pray for forgiveness under the flag of the nation that protects us all. And if, for some reason, I'd shout something like "**** you all, you bigoted ********" these days, I'd go and wash my mouth with soap immediately. People should know this about me. I see how important it becomes.