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Originally Posted by benny1967 View Post
Avoid stimulating food and drinks, and eat very little meat, if any. Keep the colon clean through yogurt enemas.
Masturbation is also prevented by bandaging or tying your hands, covering your genitals with (patented!) cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.

(Taken from here.)
I heard leaches work too.
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