Seriously, some of these jokes aren't jokes at all... others are indeed very funny, but people like james174... come on.

The N900 are missing some features, have some bugs and whatnot, but implying that the quality of the Maemo5 OS is rapidly declining is simply ridiculous!

Here's (what I consider) a joke, though:

The manager of the Maemo5 software team has to make a hard choice: Lay off Jack or Sue.
They are both superb workers, but the PR1.2 update is delayed, so an example has to be made.

The manager decides that whoever drinks from the cooler first will be laid off the following morning.

Sue, who always comes in bright and early, had a horrible hangover from partying to hard last night, and goes to the fountain to drink some water.

The manager walks up to her, sighs and tells her
"I either have to lay you or Jack off."

Turning to face the Manager, Sue smiles and says
"Could you please just jack off, cuz' my head is killing me."