I vote for a rape whistle app.

Think about it, you get pulled over by a cop, just start yelling rape and he'll probably freak out and leave.

And if you have your N900 screaming rape with a female voice out your stereo system (with the FM transmitter?) then the cop would more than likely just leave.

Just have it yell "Please officer, don't rape me! Rape rape!"

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