By all means, unfortunately I'm not.
Maemo is full of legacy and proprietary blobs. Despite all the efforts you and others working on KP and CSSU have put into Maemo and all the things you've accomplished (which has my highest respect) It's dependency hell at its worst.

With vanilla Debian I mean I want to be able to add the Debian repositories (rather: use them exclusively), install and run random software (as long as the hardware can handle it) without having to worry about the fact that the system is stuck in a "temporal rift" somewhere between Etch and Jessie.

edit:
Basically what I want is to free Easy Debian from it's chroot ties while still having a working telephone.