whats the difference between pr 1.2 and an exterminator ? the exterminator shows up on time to fix your bug problems

how many PR 1.2 updates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? we dont know yet !

why didn't PR 1.1 marry PR 1.2? because pr 1.2 never showed up to the wedding!

PR 1.2 walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we dont serve your kind here, you always pay the tab months after you say you will!"

whats the difference between your girlfriends/wife's period and PR 1.2? if the period doesnt show up you can garantee it will arrive in exactly 9 months.

PR 1.2 and Meego 1.0 were chatting it up at the repository.
PR 1.2 : so when you getting released?
Meego: i dont know, some time after you i guess.
PR 1.2: I'm getting released???

PR 1.2 called and said he was showing up for my birthday next week, but my birthday was in february..

any one got anymore??
ps. thank to Nokia for working on it. have a sense of humor !!