What I wrote before was rude, I'm sorry YoDude, I see your animosity toward noobs. No worries.
Wow that is too much effort. Can someone just give me a step by step with links to software on how to get up and running so I can begin :S I'm a newb to this, a mentor would be great *sigh.
I put in some more effort today, I can't seem to get this going.
Oh well... you could try fishing if your looking for a low effort hobby.