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[WP] Turing (TRI) announces the next intrigue in their growing series of short fiction. Predict the text for their next Product Announcement.


PreOrder now the Next-Gen HyperMind 4u

The latest and greatest mental technology from TRI
comes Fabricated in Hypertanium UltraCarbide technology

With shielded Atomic Luminescence pixel resolution
Shipping Soon® with eHardened OS
secured by continuous Tri-Polar Biometric verification vectors.

Needs no keyboard, HyperMind reads your mind!

AutoBluetooth autoconfigures itself to any BT5 devices you own!

Optional Upgrades include a new service:

-Self-returning Theft Replacement package-

If the device is stolen,
it simply and automatically uploads all content
to a replacement unit stored in the factory and retroships itself
to you through a BlackHole Temporal parcel delivery
timed to arrive within 12 hours after loss.
We guarantee the detonation of the stolen unit
will trigger a news article
to confirm your stolen unit has self destructed
proving your confidential data remains confidential.


Priced from only $1698 but hurry as this is a Limited Edition!


(Yet Another Sunday )