I see you have mixed glibc packages (notice the deb8u4/deb8u6 in your output!). Where are the deb8u6 packages from? If they are from the official Debian repo then I'd be puzzled that your ED works at all.
The archive contains Debian packages. Please try to install these packages with dpkg -i ! The easiest way would be to unpack the archive to an empty directory and then run dpkg -i *.deb in that directory. It will install some packages you don't need but that's only some MB. Maybe afterwards you'll have to run apt-get -f install again.