I don't think there's anything that ticks all your boxes, some devices do have part of the desired featureset but nothing IMHO that'd have a "yes" after all your 9 bullet points

Just curious, you mention that you have been apple user for the last 5 years; which of the bullet points do you claim that your current device lives up to? Just the large memory and large screen?

When considering that, there are indeed many devices that fulfill more bullets than the apple one, methinks...