Jolla's revamped website manages to tell a lot in just nine pictures.

- Jolla 1: "we made this, three and a half years ago"
- Jolla C: "this is the same thing as the Aqua Fish in one of the next pictures, and also almost no one has this because we only sold 1000 devices to a few bulk eBay resellers"
- Fairphone 2: "someone else made this"
- Sailfish Watch: "no one made this because it doesn't exist"
- Jolla Tablet: "we made this but had unexpected problems so almost no one has this or even any kind of tablet with Sailfish OS"
- Jolla Launcher: "we made this two and a half years ago, and never made any updates after the alpha testing phase"
- One Plus X: "someone else made this"
- Turing Phone: "this was never made"
- Intex Aqua Fish: "this is a really poor quality piece of plastic made by a really poor quality company which we then resold at over twice the price calling it the Jolla C"