So this leaves us with the following options:

1. Wazzapp (or whatever it is/will be called) is going to be released on the first of may,
2. tgalal is actually a demonic spirit, holding an ancient mystical seal stolen from the field of the angels, aiming to break it and unleash its power with his full wrath, commencing the apocalypse and proving that Mayans were incorrect about the world's last day. Did I mention that the seal is broken to bits, and every NOKIA N9 out there resembles a piece of the seal? Once all N9s are purchased, the seal is complete, the new world order starts, all people with no possession of a piece of the seal or its preliminary beta form (N900/N8x0) is going to be rejected, fall to the undergrounds to an unknown, despaired destiny. The Earth will be left in ruins, lead by all seal possessors exclusively, not a single Android/iOS user will survive.

Edit: Oh, and tgalal's post here is just a trap, for all non-believers.