Damn it! It still doesn't work via bluetooth... only works via USB cable.

I can pair the N900 with my notebook just fine (browsing files works) but when I try clicking "Tools > Connect to internet", it's still returning the same error: "SIM card is missing. Insert SIM card and try again" which is bizarre since I'm able to connect via the USB cable.

I'm officially stumped. Any smart people out there who can help me? Sad face.