Can not imagine what kind of hilarious german dialect americans would be speaking if the "1795 - one more vote and america would have adopted german as official language" Conspiracy theory was true

Regarding "****** units" (sorry, its a lovely meme), i can only say that the oh so superior rest of the world is not any better until everyone adopts YYYY/MM/DD/HH:MM time format so everything sorts just fine everywhere and anytime

And as i am OT already and only, have you seen this killer translator called DeepL by some germans (not google!!!).
Try retranslating a translated text. Grammar is near perfect imho. Only idioms are still hard.
This will be a milestone to breach the language gap <3

OnTopic, i realized i would not sell my precious even for 5000bucks.