Well, there's no point posting the pictures, because I can't get to them.
My Jolla is now in a coma
I couldn't get it to perform a backup. Windows or Ubuntu wouldn't connect so I could pull some of the data off.
So I thought 'sh*t or bust' and pulled the memory card to perform a hard reset.
Everything went well, the phone rebooted to factory settings and I got notifications of updates. Started to perform an update but it never downloaded beyond 8%, left it running for 3 hours and decided to restart the device. Now it hangs on the Jolla screen and never boots.
I'm using my spare Jolla now coupled with the TOHKBD.
I'll probably have a look at the comatose Jolla sometime in the future, while it still powers on there's always a chance.