If only people would just be light hearted about everything and not so dammmm serious this place would be fantastic so yes i completely agree with you !.

This thread has brought a smile to my face and now it doesn't go away. Help!

What do i do? I remember reading somewhere that I should see a doctor if it keeps up for more than four hours.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5225314AAu4g4s

HAHAHA very good !!!!!.

all my accounts are named "the troll"
and 9 are banned,,
one of them was if i should donate one of my testicle to my dad coz he wants more kids and had testicular cancer..
i'm 16 and i dunno what a testicle is.. but i dont want more siblings..

it got funny when ppl told me to call child protection services..

post some more links lol
i like the dumb responders not catching on lol

hahaha i love that troll avatar. btw how did someone ever take that question seriously?

i'm a professional. *puts on the sunglasses at night*

My grand ma is suing me?

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I think I killed my granddad?

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i dun remember the grandma one..
but hwo i killed my granddad?
well.. i wrote there that my granddad is old, cranky and demanding and pisses me off.. once he asked me to make tea for him and i took a piss in the tea.. and he died from heart attack.. i feel suicidal and i'm dont wanna go to jail for murder..

one of my facebook notes..

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Discussion Thread Chat Transcript 04/11/2011 06:11 AM Hi, my name is Shane. How may I help you?

the_troll69@yahoo.com: hi

the_troll69@yahoo.com: sir my younger brother was playing dead space 2

the_troll69@yahoo.com: and he just had a heart attack and he's not breathing

Shane: Hello,

Shane: Ok

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i tried cpr and electricuted him but it didnt work!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: im home alone and i dont know my address to call 911!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: what do i do?

the_troll69@yahoo.com: im scared

the_troll69@yahoo.com: before my parents come home

the_troll69@yahoo.com: please help

the_troll69@yahoo.com: please

the_troll69@yahoo.com: sir?!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: my parents are going to kill me

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i think im going to commit suicide......

Shane: I would suggest that you immediately call 911

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i dont know my address!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i tried everything

the_troll69@yahoo.com: im too scared

the_troll69@yahoo.com: and im just 15

Shane: Just call, they would help you out.

the_troll69@yahoo.com: and my elder bro is out with my family

the_troll69@yahoo.com: if they come back, they'll beat me

the_troll69@yahoo.com: please help

the_troll69@yahoo.com: how do i make him breathe again?

Shane: I don't have expertise in handling matters like this. Please call 911, they would help you with this.

the_troll69@yahoo.com: but they will ask for my address

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i dont know my adress

the_troll69@yahoo.com: im new to LA

Shane: They would help you out, don't worry.

Shane: Just call.

the_troll69@yahoo.com: im scared

the_troll69@yahoo.com: its been 30 min since he stopped breathing

the_troll69@yahoo.com: and i've been waiting in the waiting list

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i dont know what to do

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i'm going to jump off the roof before my parents hurt me......

Shane: There is nothing that I can assist you with in here.

the_troll69@yahoo.com: do i electricute him again?

the_troll69@yahoo.com: should i punch him on the chest?

the_troll69@yahoo.com: what should i do?

Shane: Just call 911

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i dont know my address!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: they cant help me!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: my parenst will be back any second

the_troll69@yahoo.com: im scared

Shane: They would tell you what to do.

the_troll69@yahoo.com: why cant you help me?

the_troll69@yahoo.com: my parents beat me alot

the_troll69@yahoo.com: last time, they broke my arm

the_troll69@yahoo.com: for singing too loud

the_troll69@yahoo.com: they will kill me

the_troll69@yahoo.com: please

the_troll69@yahoo.com: help me

Shane: I apologize, but we are not trained to handle sensitive matters like these. Please allow me to suggest contacting professionals who’ll be able to help you. For example, the National Helpline is a free 24-hour line that’s always available to help. You can call them at 911

the_troll69@yahoo.com: i thot this chat would help me~!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: its ur game!

the_troll69@yahoo.com: doesnt dead space 2 precautions?

the_troll69@yahoo.com: he was on the baby level

the_troll69@yahoo.com: alot of scary babies

the_troll69@yahoo.com: jumped on him

the_troll69@yahoo.com: out of no where

the_troll69@yahoo.com: and he jus stopped breathing

the_troll69@yahoo.com: please help me or i'll kill myself

Shane: I apologize, but we are not trained to handle sensitive matters like these. Please allow me to suggest contacting professionals who’ll be able to help you. For example, the National Helpline is a free 24-hour line that’s always available to help. You can call them at 1-800-784-2433 or visit http://www.suicidepreventionhotline.org/

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part 2 of the note..

Discussion Thread Response Via Email (Shawn F.) 04/19/2011 10:03 AM Hello ,

I do apologize for the issues you have been experiencing with Dead Space 2. I have been assigned to your issue and would be happy to assist you in this matter.



Unfortunately, since you have threatened legal action, your lawyer can contact our legal department. We are unable to assist you further.



Should you require further assistance about this or any Electronic Arts game in the future, please visit our web site and review our extensive Self Help Knowledge base (http://support.ea.com/). Your reference number is 110416-000665

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Chat Transcript 04/15/2011 11:05 PM Hi, my name is Phil. How may I help you?

End-user: hey

Phil: Hi there.

End-user: hoe are you?

Phil: I am good, please elaborate your issue.

End-user: well recently some thing tragic happened

End-user: and i want to compensation

Phil: I’m sorry that I am unable to comprehend the issue/concern you are experiencing. Could you please elaborate it for me?

End-user: well recently my elder son

End-user: contacted EA while his younger brother was having seizures and no one helped him he died

End-user: he was playing dead space 2

End-user: the loss has stunned out family

End-user: and we want compensation

Phil: Please provide me your valid e-mail address?

End-user: kaminaarjun@yahoo.com

Phil: I am really sorry to inform you that the same is not in my hand, however; I would like to inform you that I am forwarding your concern to the higher concern department and assure you that they will contact you back at your earliest convenience. I hope it is okay with you.

End-user: thats not true

End-user: no one will kontakt me

End-user: i know

End-user: MY SON IS DEAD

End-user: NOTHING CAN BRING HIM BACK

End-user: I WANT COMPENSATION

End-user: i no care how u do it

End-user: REPLY?!

Phil: Please try to understand this is something out of my authority, therefore I need to escalate this concern to the senior support and they will surely contact you at your earliest convenience.

End-user: are u sure?

Phil: Yes

End-user: this will work?

End-user: bcoz i want work things out instead of suing EA for millions

Phil: I am really sure as I will mark a note on it.

End-user: boz me is a well educated man

End-user: thank u

End-user: i really miss sulinder

Phil: I understand your situation and really appreciate your cooperation here.

End-user: may he rest in pease

Phil: I wish the same for him.

End-user: u tell me by the way

End-user: should i sue EA?

End-user: ur opinion?

End-user: i really hate to do this

End-user: but i really miss my son

End-user: the emotions are jamming my head with thoughts

Phil: I am afraid but I do have any information on the same and I am escalating this matter to the higher department for further assistance.

Phil: Is there anything else I may assist you with at this moment?

End-user: one last thing

Phil: Yes please.

End-user: how much they pay u to cover up this cow sh*t?

End-user: good salary yes?

Phil: I am sorry to inform you but we can not share this information here.

Phil: Is there anything further I may assist you with today?

End-user: i hope u no racist

End-user: u ppl kill my son

End-user: we shall meet again

End-user: bye

Phil: I appreciate your co-operation and look forward to support you in future.

Phil: For future reference, a transcript of this chat can be found within the ‘My Stuff’ above.

End-user: u better

Phil: Thank you for your participation. Have a nice day!

End-user: watever

Phil: Bye and take care *Smile*