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#381
Maybe they killed Meltemi because they are going to release more MeeGo/Harmattan devices? ZA-ZOW~!
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#382
What a huge waste, I hope Elop commits suicide.
 
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#383
Originally Posted by Dave999 View Post
Elop will soon send out a secret memo of a burning platform to all nokia employees left. The problem is what OS he will turn to next...
Yeah, the next burning platforms memo will have in it something like:

Our competitors aren’t taking our jobs with their smarts; they are taking our jobs with our own illusions of being on a right path. This means we’re going to have to decide how we build, or catalyze or join another company.
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#384
Elop's next move - change of company name

MICRONOKIA

(quite literally, given the fact he has fired so many staff)
 
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#385
Originally Posted by Dared View Post
Elop's next move - change of company name

MICRONOKIA

(quite literally, given the fact he has fired so many staff)
No, you are spelling it wrong. It's MyCrewNokia.

Best Regards,
Ballmer

DARED...YOU are FIRED for spelling it WROOOONG! GUARDS...lets go to Nokia Research Center, Palo Alto and fire some more smart people. I don't like R&D!

Hurry!

Regards,
Elop
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#386
Originally Posted by Dave999 View Post
No, you are spelling it wrong. It's MyCrewNokia.

Best Regards,
Ballmer

DARED...YOU are FIRED for spelling it WROOOONG! GUARDS...lets go to Nokia Research Center, Palo Alto and fire some more smart people. I don't like R&D!

Hurry!

Regards,
Elop
*tells Elop he can suck on my nutsack*
 
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#387
Originally Posted by Dave999 View Post
Elop will soon send out a secret memo of a burning platform to all nokia employees left. The problem is what OS he will turn to next...
I don't think there is anything left to burn. Many employees have already been "fired", Symbian and MeeGo were set on fire once Elop arrived at Nokia, Meltemi killed as if attacked with a flame thrower and Windows Phone is so flammable that it has been burning since it's creation.

Everything is already ablaze!
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#388
This is probably obvious, but from what I heard the tablet project pretty much got canceled as well.
 
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#389
This is probably obvious, but just chime in to say from what I heard, the tablet project pretty much got canceled as well.

Good luck Flop for your Win8 tablet project... you might as well cancel it now.
 
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#390
The platform is really burning, time for me to jump... to another one.
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