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2010-03-30
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Originally Posted by daperl
What are the three parts of sin?
I am sin. A trinity actually. I keep me and myself locked in a closet.
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If you don't know how to check your N900's uptime, you probably shouldn't own it.
If you don't know how to check your N900's uptime, you probably shouldn't own it.
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2010-03-30
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@ new jersey, usa
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sometimes i have women dress like hulk hogan and have them beat me with a weight belt. I have erectile disfunction and cant afford viagra. And its the only way i can get off.
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2010-03-30
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Originally Posted by kryptoniankid17
*backs away slowly*
sometimes i have women dress like hulk hogan and have them beat me with a weight belt. I have erectile disfunction and cant afford viagra. And its the only way i can get off.
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If you don't know how to check your N900's uptime, you probably shouldn't own it.
If you don't know how to check your N900's uptime, you probably shouldn't own it.
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2010-03-30
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@ Oxford , England
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#45
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Basically SIN = FUN
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2010-03-30
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i used to be a good boy but then i realised how boring heaven would be, no drink, drugs, sex, (accompanied or solo), or loud music...
but the whole burning for eternity in a firy pit whilst having my eyes plucked out and being jabbed with red hot pokers aint appealing to me either...
so what i want to know is, how do i get the job being the guy holding the poker and doing the eye-plucking? i reckon i'd enjoy that. enquiries at my local job agency have been somewhat fruitless.
but the whole burning for eternity in a firy pit whilst having my eyes plucked out and being jabbed with red hot pokers aint appealing to me either...
so what i want to know is, how do i get the job being the guy holding the poker and doing the eye-plucking? i reckon i'd enjoy that. enquiries at my local job agency have been somewhat fruitless.
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sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but its the only wit i have.
its a sad day when i can't slip at least one hitchhiker reference in somewhere.
sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but its the only wit i have.
its a sad day when i can't slip at least one hitchhiker reference in somewhere.
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2010-03-30
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Originally Posted by festivalnut
Have you considered a managerial role in one of Nike's factories?
i used to be a good boy but then i realised how boring heaven would be, no drink, drugs, sex, (accompanied or solo), or loud music...
but the whole burning for eternity in a firy pit whilst having my eyes plucked out and being jabbed with red hot pokers aint appealing to me either...
so what i want to know is, how do i get the job being the guy holding the poker and doing the eye-plucking? i reckon i'd enjoy that. enquiries at my local job agency have been somewhat fruitless.
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2010-03-30
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Originally Posted by jcm6084
lol!
Have you considered a managerial role in one of Nike's factories?
i was considered too sadistic and revelled in other peoples misery. they directed me towards a career with microsoft.
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sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but its the only wit i have.
its a sad day when i can't slip at least one hitchhiker reference in somewhere.
sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but its the only wit i have.
its a sad day when i can't slip at least one hitchhiker reference in somewhere.
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