Daniel, I think I owe you a few beer crates
Same goes for Jaem and Lostinmirkwood

Tricky solution.. Mad Developer has the same (package) name in extras-devel, so the extras version didn't show up until I disabled extras-devel. EDIT: I used Faster Application Manager.

I didn't get usb working right away, but wlan worked immediately!
SSH key deployed and everything, this is golden

Many thanks to everyone who helped me with this.

New apps coming soon to an N900 near you