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2010-03-27
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#11
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Originally Posted by fms
Suicide is a serious sin and as such probably against the rules of this forum.
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2010-03-27
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#12
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I feel peer pressured to start a thread of my own with my personal declaration...
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2010-03-27
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#13
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Originally Posted by benny1967
Then do not kill yourself in this forum, do it somewhere else!
Suicide is a serious sin and as such probably against the rules of this forum.
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2010-03-27
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Originally Posted by benny1967
Damn. I am such a sinner.
I am an upright member of this community and stand for its values.
I go to church each Sunday.
I never masturbate.
I work hard for my money.
I never have fun in my life, and if I accidentally do, I go to my bedroom and pray for forgiveness under the flag of the nation that protects us all.
And if, for some reason, I'd shout something like "**** you all, you bigoted ********" these days, I'd go and wash my mouth with soap immediately.
People should know this about me. I see how important it becomes.
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2010-03-27
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Originally Posted by benny1967
wow. i've found my complete opposite! always thought u'd be taller
I am an upright member of this community and stand for its values.
I go to church each Sunday.
I never masturbate.
I work hard for my money.
I never have fun in my life, and if I accidentally do, I go to my bedroom and pray for forgiveness under the flag of the nation that protects us all.
And if, for some reason, I'd shout something like "**** you all, you bigoted ********" these days, I'd go and wash my mouth with soap immediately.
People should know this about me. I see how important it becomes.
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sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but its the only wit i have.
its a sad day when i can't slip at least one hitchhiker reference in somewhere.
sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but its the only wit i have.
its a sad day when i can't slip at least one hitchhiker reference in somewhere.
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2010-03-27
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#16
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Originally Posted by benny1967
I heard leaches work too.
Avoid stimulating food and drinks, and eat very little meat, if any. Keep the colon clean through yogurt enemas.
Masturbation is also prevented by bandaging or tying your hands, covering your genitals with (patented!) cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.
(Taken from here.)
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2010-03-28
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Originally Posted by YoDude
where do you put them?
I heard leaches work too.
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2010-03-28
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#18
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Originally Posted by RevdKathy
ah... we all know that. i envy you for getting away with it all the time.
Damn. I am such a sinner.
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2010-03-28
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#19
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Jeez... PR1.2 better appear fast, and it better be all it's expected to be... or all is lost :-)
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2010-03-28
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Originally Posted by benny1967
I am an upright member of this community and stand for its values.
I am an upright member of this community and stand for its values.
I go to church each Sunday.
I never masturbate.
I work hard for my money.
I never have fun in my life, and if I accidentally do, I go to my bedroom and pray for forgiveness under the flag of the nation that protects us all.
And if, for some reason, I'd shout something like "**** you all, you bigoted ********" these days, I'd go and wash my mouth with soap immediately.
People should know this about me. I see how important it becomes.
I masturbate each Sunday.
I never go to church.
I work hard for my fun.
I never have money in my life, and if I accidentally do, I go to my bedroom and register for a new porn site under the flag of the nation that hosts said site.
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Nokia 770 Internet Tablet = best device ever made
Deuteronomy 13:6-10; 2 Kings 2:23-24; Judges 19:22-29
Nokia 770 Internet Tablet = best device ever made
Deuteronomy 13:6-10; 2 Kings 2:23-24; Judges 19:22-29
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