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#5031
OMFG....

Nokia is close to do the IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Quote from Nokia HQ internal new bulletin:
Dear staff of Nokia global,
We are closing in on the target, our worldclass code monkey in the basement is close to perfect the last line of code for the FW 1.2 and what we got looks promising indeed
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Here it is!
-$ iwin/funct= true_"when.chuck+norris.want his//FW.1.2=NOKIA! kicks him in DA_NUTZ and reach inside his brain and drive him//crazy with Endless loop of broken dreams glued with tears.
Looks like the 1.2 will fail to please the rest of us though....

Well guess I go and play with my new shiny toy, the N8 pre-production sample. And yes it rocks way past the N900 in so many areas except for terminal and browser.
Damn happy with the N8 with an average 3 days runtime on one charge and extensive use.
Flash 10 works flawless and no stuttering and lag during animations and scrolling.

Soundwise it got BBE+ EQ so pretty awesome and in a week the will have the THX pic+sound certification and it will run 3D movie material without glasses.
























(the last section of text is a lie, just like the one's nokia spreading!!!)

Last edited by Modell900; 2010-05-13 at 09:12.
 
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#5032
new rumors. Nokia is secretly working on pr 2.1 and will not release pr 1.2 at all.

pr 2.1 will have the following features.

- multi boot (maemo, meego, android, iphone, Mac X, win 7)
- all sharing same settings
- overclocked by defauld
- battery life enhanced to 257 days on single charge
- full portrait mode which can be set to any angle
- dynamic pixel rendering mode (HTML 5) so virtual 1024 x 768 support
- new firmware releases ever 500 posts on this thread
- Java,silverlight, flash 11.4 support
- and many more stuff that is still in the patent pipeline

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#5033
Maybe when we stop making fun of Nokia, then we will get the update
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#5034
Originally Posted by aldevil View Post
Maybe when we stop making fun of Nokia, then we will get the update
Never, then... what a shame.
 
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#5035
Nokia working slower and slower since they have to read everything in this thread all the time. I think they should focus on pr 1.2 instead of post stupid posts in this thread.
 
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#5036
I have now crawled through all the pages of this thread. I would have thought that by that time the PR1.2 is published. However, it isn't.

Does this mean that I will need to re-read every post in this thread?
 
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#5037
yes, you have to do this.....then pr1.2 will get released
 
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#5038
I hope PR1.2 don't get a normal release, otherwise it'll be anticlimactic.
There's gotta be more drama when it's finally out. Like, it'll only run on
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#5039
yess. next target is 6000 before release lol. we can do it
 
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#5040
It's gonna be tomorrow folks. I bet the atmosphere on it.
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