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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
This is as close to fiction as we can get here at TMO.
You mean this is not all fiction here?
 

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Originally Posted by mscion View Post
You mean this is not all fiction here?
There's some stories told here, but not consistently good and out there like a good TRI news release.
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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
There's some stories told here, but not consistently good and out there like a good TRI news release.
This thread could have a better title:

[WP] Turing (TRI) announces the next intrigue in their growing series of short fiction. Predict the text for their next Product Announcement.


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The latest and greatest mental technology from TRI
comes Fabricated in Hypertanium UltraCarbide technology

With shielded Atomic Luminescence pixel resolution
Shipping SoonŽ with eHardened OS
secured by continuous Tri-Polar Biometric verification vectors.

Needs no keyboard, HyperMind reads your mind!

AutoBluetooth autoconfigures itself to any BT5 devices you own!

Optional Upgrades include a new service:

-Self-returning Theft Replacement package-


If the device is stolen,
it simply and automatically uploads all content
to a replacement unit stored in the factory and retroships itself
to you through a BlackHole Temporal parcel delivery
timed to arrive within 12 hours after loss.
We guarantee the detonation of the stolen unit
will trigger a news article
to confirm your stolen unit has self destructed
proving your confidential data remains confidential.


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I think we could do a MadLib with TRI press releases.

I need: An adjective _____, a made-up material ________, a scientific term ________, a small number ________, a large number ________, a state of matter _________, a verb __________, a prefix ___________, and a sheen _________.
 

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insert glossy mockup in space _______________.

(Highly important. Do not mind if designing them makes up more than 50% of your companies total workload.)
 

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