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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
This is as close to fiction as we can get here at TMO.
You mean this is not all fiction here?
 

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Originally Posted by mscion View Post
You mean this is not all fiction here?
There's some stories told here, but not consistently good and out there like a good TRI news release.
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Originally Posted by gerbick View Post
There's some stories told here, but not consistently good and out there like a good TRI news release.
This thread could have a better title:

[WP] Turing (TRI) announces the next intrigue in their growing series of short fiction. Predict the text for their next Product Announcement.


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With shielded Atomic Luminescence pixel resolution
Shipping Soon® with eHardened OS
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it simply and automatically uploads all content
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timed to arrive within 12 hours after loss.
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will trigger a news article
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I think we could do a MadLib with TRI press releases.

I need: An adjective _____, a made-up material ________, a scientific term ________, a small number ________, a large number ________, a state of matter _________, a verb __________, a prefix ___________, and a sheen _________.
 

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insert glossy mockup in space _______________.

(Highly important. Do not mind if designing them makes up more than 50% of your companies total workload.)
 

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