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The conflict was happened around 5 PM on May 7 Beijing time. At the beginning a queue jumper caused quarrel in the queue. Security staffs were trying to keep the queue in order again, but they had physical conflict with some customers while handling this. At this time, a foreign man named John, in Apple store employee uniform, went directly to the queue from the store and beat several customers with a metal club, and then returned back to the store quickly. Irritated crowed were trying to enter the store to look for that foreign man, but were stopped by security staffs. A glass door was pushed down and broken during the confict.
Since the chinese are pissed and there is a lot of them my analysis points to all out invasion of the USA. Being cornered, the USA will ask for assistance from its allies like Great Britain or call a favor from the French for World War II.
China, predicting the course of the events through pure tactical brilliance and usage of new, cheap, MeeGo phones will call for assistance from their allies thus starting World War III.

http://www.clonedinchina.com/2011/05...-conflict.html
 
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This is WAR, no this is the people republic of penguins
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Please refrain from going offtopic, this is a serious issue!

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Originally Posted by Daneel View Post
Please refrain from going offtopic, this is a serious issue!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/T..._of_Antarctica
I wondered if being offtopic in Offtopic would become ontopic. So here I'm trying to ontopic by being offtopic. Thank you.

At this time, a foreign man named John, in Apple store employee uniform, went directly to the queue from the store and beat several customers with a metal club, and then returned back to the store quickly.
I could understand how they could tell if he's a foreigner or not, but how do they tell if that sadist is John? Did John shouting his own name all the way while beating his customer? Then he has way too much ego on his disposal...
 
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I think apple employees wear nametags.

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I wondered if being offtopic in Offtopic would become ontopic. So here I'm trying to ontopic by being offtopic. Thank you.


I could understand how they could tell if he's a foreigner or not, but how do they tell if that sadist is John? Did John shouting his own name all the way while beating his customer? Then he has way too much ego on his disposal...
 
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