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I am an upright member of this community and stand for its values.
I go to church each Sunday.
I never masturbate.
I work hard for my money.
I never have fun in my life, and if I accidentally do, I go to my bedroom and pray for forgiveness under the flag of the nation that protects us all.
And if, for some reason, I'd shout something like "**** you all, you bigoted ********" these days, I'd go and wash my mouth with soap immediately.

People should know this about me. I see how important it becomes.
 
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random........
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i'm sure you're a good person
 
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I understand you so much better now.
 
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Originally Posted by msa View Post
i'm sure you're a good person
Originally Posted by cddiede View Post
I understand you so much better now.
Holy sh*t, I should have posted this in "Community" and not in "Off Topic". You would have [Thanked] me there for this post, right?

(Actually cddiede made me smile... very smart reply )
 
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Hey benny, can you give me a step-by-step on how to post porn taken with a N900? 'Cause now I'm sure you're you're the guy to ask...
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How do you avoid masturbation?
 
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Originally Posted by Crashdamage View Post
Hey benny, can you give me a step-by-step on how to post porn taken with a N900? 'Cause now I'm sure you're you're the guy to ask...
I reported your post to the moderators. Be prepared.
 
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Originally Posted by Patola View Post
How do you avoid masturbation?
Avoid stimulating food and drinks, and eat very little meat, if any. Keep the colon clean through yogurt enemas.
Masturbation is also prevented by bandaging or tying your hands, covering your genitals with (patented!) cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.

(Taken from here.)
 
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#10
They are after you.
Do not let them take you alive.
Kill yourself.
Now.
 
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