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I am sin. A trinity actually. I keep me and myself locked in a closet.

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What are the three parts of sin?

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sometimes i have women dress like hulk hogan and have them beat me with a weight belt. I have erectile disfunction and cant afford viagra. And its the only way i can get off.

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*backs away slowly*

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Basically SIN = FUN

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i used to be a good boy but then i realised how boring heaven would be, no drink, drugs, sex, (accompanied or solo), or loud music...

but the whole burning for eternity in a firy pit whilst having my eyes plucked out and being jabbed with red hot pokers aint appealing to me either...

so what i want to know is, how do i get the job being the guy holding the poker and doing the eye-plucking? i reckon i'd enjoy that. enquiries at my local job agency have been somewhat fruitless.

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Have you considered a managerial role in one of Nike's factories?

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lol!

i was considered too sadistic and revelled in other peoples misery. they directed me towards a career with microsoft.

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@benny

All your answers can be found here. And there's almost-naked men as a bonus for you.