Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

A rabbi, a priest and a buddhist monk walks into a cellphone shop....

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Banned !! Plus your posts get deleted, so we won't reach 1000 :D:D

CU - M_99

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

:'( Buh-hey...

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

..the buddhist monk asks for a simple smartphone that provides a zen-like experience.

"I got just the thing for you!" says the salesman. He disappears into the stock room for a minute and comes back with a box of iPhone. "Here you go". The monk pays for it and walks out with his purchase..

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

so lets donate chuck norris a n900. i guess if that happen it will take only a few mins until we get the new ovi update ^^ everyones afraid of him... and i mean everyone. :D

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Ahem.. Lol? :D

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Come on ysss... what is next...

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

I'm dying to hear the continuation!

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

..the catholic priest asks for a capable and flexible smartphone to handle his religious duties "and then some".

"I got just the thing for you!" says the salesman. He disappears into the stock room for a minute and comes back with a box of Nexus One. "Here you go". The priest pays for it and walks out with his purchase..

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

...The rabbi asks for the cheapest phone.




(too soon?)

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

And the rabi????

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Yesss... and the rabbi? Tell us, tell us... else i leave and buy an... wait... I still don't know what to buy!... AND THE RABBI????

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

..the rabbi, wholly impressed by the salesman's uncanny ability to understand what people wants, asks for a smartphone "that can trump what the priest and monk just bought, and also to be future proof!"

The salesman thought for a moment before exclaiming "I got just the thing for you!" He disappears into the stock room for a minute and comes back with a plain white box. "This is a very special one. Don't open this until you're home." The rabbi pays for it and walks out with his purchase...

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

... I can't leave and buy a plain white box... Is it full of candies? A big question mark painted over it?

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

This box?http://weddingcentre-wi.com/shopsite..._box_large.jpg

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

..he quickly ran home with the hefty package in his hands, unable to contain his excitement. Upon arriving, he sets it down on his desk and unwraps the box to see what's inside...

rofl what do you expect to find in this thread anyway???

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

You ysss son of my mother!

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Rabbi carrying Chuck Norris in a white box...

http://www.thepat.org/Sportsguy/Spor...s/image006.jpg

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Good morning FINLAND :D

another great week to speculate :p

so guys what do you think? maybe they want to update it when first Meego device is released :D

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

ovi-->>>>>app store lol

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

will there ever be such a thing called "ovi store update" for the n900?

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

What is ovi store?

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

In the morning I checked my email and subejct line says Ovi Sote New and Improved :eek::eek::eek: WOHOHOOOO :):p




Dear HellFlyer


It's time to meet Ovi Store 1.6! We at Nokia are constantly working to optimize your Ovi Store experience, so we've made some key usability improvements. This latest update has some great enhancements and we're excited to share them with you. Read more below or experience them for yourself.:D then i noticed *


and then with tiny font...


*The Ovi Store App is currently available for the following devices: 5230, 5233, 5235, 5320 XpressMusic, 5530 XpressMusic, 5630 XpressMusic, 5730 XpressMusic, 5800 XpressMusic, 6210 Navigator, 6220 Classic, 6650, 6700 Slide, 6710 Navigator, 6720 Classic, 6730 Classic, 6760 Slide, 6790 Slide, 6790 Surge, C5-00, C6-00, E5-00, E52, E55, E63, E66, E71, E71x, E72, E75, E90, N78, N79, N82, N85, N86 8MP, N95, N95 8GB, N96, N97, N97 mini, X6-00, 2700 Classic, 2710 Classic, 2730 Classic, 3120 Classic, 3208 Classic, 3600 Slide, 3710 Fold, 3720 Classic, 5130 XpressMusic, 5220 XpressMusic, 5330 Mobile TV Edition, 6208 Classic, 6216 Classic, 6260 Slide, 6263, 6300i, 6301, 6303 Classic, 6303i Classic, 6350, 6555, 6600 Fold, 6600 Slide, 6600i Slide, 6700 Classic, 6750 Mural, 7020, 7210 Supernova, 7230, 7510 Supernova, 7610 Supernova, C3-00, X3-00


I mean c'mon! I've added to my settings taht I own N900 :( why would they do such a thing...damn you Nokia:confused:

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Looks like they don't know what's N900, and they added it to the settings by mistake... That or the guy that sent you this message is a troll that sneaked to nokia HQ somehow!

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

It's like Waiting for Godot round here.

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

wait wait wait.

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

still waiting. what a surprise.

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Wait no more! Ovi store update is here, Yes!



















for Symbian....

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

It seems likely that support for the N900 will be no more.
P1.2 may well be the last firmware update we get.
Free turn by turn navigation on Ovi maps will NEVER come to the N900.
The Ovi store will shortly stop supporting the N900

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

I heard somewhere that there will be further updates for N900, including Qt Mobility and other things...

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

based on what exactly please?

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

That is what Nokia say, but they have broken their promise on the N900 time and time again. They have lied again now.
Why would they devote resources to support a platform that is only on 1 phone and used by a small number of users?

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

where did you hear this please?

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

nokia have never said there will be no more updates (pr1.3 is in production) and the ovi store is delayed for unknown reasons and as for maps that is something that nokia has stated that they are working towards making better. Qt Mobility is mentioned in pr1.3

http://wiki.maemo.org/What_can_we_re..._5_release_.3F

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

PR1.3 have already been confirmed by Ari Jaaksi and Konttori. Only thing we know is that it will include QT Mobility.

After that i don't know and don't really care as i buy new phone every year and in the end of this year i will have MeeGo or Android phone. :p

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

I would have written the source if i remember it :) but I'm sure i read it some where.

Edit: yes that is it: http://talk.maemo.org/showpost.php?p=561617&postcount=4

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Last time it worked to pressure them on twitter.

Let's try again:

Everyone ask @ovibynokia about the update.

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Yep last time worked :D I'll start, hope they wont block me though :P

Re: Speculations about Ovi store update, starring the first poster as Chuck Norris
 

Lets write at Nokia's wall on facebook as well :)