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• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-13, 01:07
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  Somebody's never kissed a girl!
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 19:49
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  Nokia were on step 4 but this message board is on step 3 of the 5 stages of grief.
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 14:48
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  Wow, can't believe how many *****s believe Elop is single handedly behind this strategy in an attempt to destroy Nokia.
  
  This decision was probably taken before he came on board; he's just the...
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 07:50
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  who the hell are you and why are you talking to me
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 07:18
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  Yeah sure you were really talking about the fella as if he was a Brazilian aborigine
  
  Get outta here.
  
  
  
  What do you have against Ecuadoreans
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 06:56
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  As long as your definition of perfect is a malformed test tube baby. You're like the parents who insist Downs' kids are the same as regular kids.
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 06:28
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  No, what was actually a complete betrayal was knowing the N900 was a dead piece of garbage but selling it wrapped in a mantle of lies any way.
• Forum: Brainstorm 2011-02-12, 06:14
• Replies: 343
  Is there anything we can do??
  Views: 102,081
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Is there anything we can do??
  
  Sometimes you need to use tactical explosives to snuff out oil rig fires.
  
  But in this case I'm hoping he blows up the platform Nokia is standing on. **** Nokia and **** this board.
• Forum: General 2011-02-11, 15:48
• Replies: 1,963
  Nokia - Microsoft partnership (merged threads)
  Views: 555,451
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Nokia - Microsoft partnership (merged threads)
  
  "lol NOOBE n900 not smortfone it mobale camputer"
• Forum: General 2011-02-09, 19:42
• Replies: 1,963
  Nokia - Microsoft partnership (merged threads)
  Views: 555,451
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Nokia CEO Elop lays groundwork for new strategy to be announced next month, a move away from meego?
  
  My semi is now a full blown boner. Thank you Nokia, you never fail to amuse me. I think the metaphor would be a little more apt if the setting is a dry Australian bush, and Nokia is a fish flopping...
• Forum: General 2011-02-08, 15:00
• Replies: 38
  Poll: Should I switch my N900 for an N8!
  Views: 10,982
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Should I switch my N900 for an N8!
  
  Cancer is a price anyone is willing to pay once they've experienced these fantastic handsets.
  
  
  
  Yes it is a very nice mobile phone.
• Forum: General 2011-02-08, 04:26
• Replies: 38
  Poll: Should I switch my N900 for an N8!
  Views: 10,982
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Should I switch my N900 for an N8!
  
  Don't give Nokia any more of your money, they make shoddy products and the N8 is a prime example of their garbage output over the preceding few years.
  
  I suggest plugging for one of the giant HTCs...
• Forum: General 2011-02-07, 23:42
• Replies: 207
  A little confuised on the N900/Maemo haters... please explain.
  Views: 60,924
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: A little confuised on the N900/Maemo haters... please explain.
  
  No, that's what's known as the cowards way out, son. Ad hominems don't negate the truth of his posts.
• Forum: Competitors 2011-02-02, 05:33
• Replies: 40
  Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  Views: 9,605
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  
  That would be the work of overbearing nazi-esque moderators, no doubt set forth by your snitching.
• Forum: Competitors 2011-02-02, 05:31
• Replies: 40
  Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  Views: 9,605
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  
  Excuse me if I don't take any advice from the nation that has developed a culture of peeing in your pants in the winter to keep yourselves warm.
• Forum: Competitors 2011-02-02, 05:23
• Replies: 40
  Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  Views: 9,605
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  
  Prada is my good friend, our relationship spans many fora.
  
  I love him.
  
  I had completely forgotten about this hellhole until he reminded me of some of the garbage you <removed> spout.
• Forum: Competitors 2011-02-02, 05:18
• Replies: 40
  Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  Views: 9,605
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  
  That's racist.
• Forum: General 2011-02-02, 04:53
• Replies: 20
  What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  Views: 6,152
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  
  I'm nursing a semi.:o
• Forum: General 2011-02-02, 04:50
• Replies: 20
  What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  Views: 6,152
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  
  I had that as my live background on the first leg of my cross-Euro adventure a few weeks ago
  
  This message was posted from my NAND Android HD2 running stock Desire rom
• Forum: General 2011-02-02, 04:35
• Replies: 20
  What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  Views: 6,152
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  
  Friend Stream is better than sex
• Forum: General 2011-02-02, 04:30
• Replies: 20
  What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  Views: 6,152
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: What android/iphone apps do you wish were on n900?
  
  Is the Angry Birds full level pack available yet? I dunno I haven't really kept up with N900 news since I dumped that piece of crap for a NAND Android/WP7 HD2
• Forum: Competitors 2011-02-02, 04:27
• Replies: 40
  Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  Views: 9,605
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: Android overtakes Symbian as world's best-selling smartphone platform in Q4 2010
  
  No it isn't, the foetus was delivered 3 months premature, half its cortex destroyed because the backstreet doctor botched his coat hanger abortion. A passing good samaritan with a heart of gold, no...
• Forum: Nokia N900 2011-02-02, 03:58
• Replies: 4
  N900 For Sale (UK)
  Views: 2,299
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: N900 For Sale (UK)
  
  I hope you took it...fantastic phone.
• Forum: Maemo 5 / Fremantle 2011-02-02, 03:51
• Replies: 43
  PR1.5 coming tomorrow?
  Views: 17,345
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: PR1.5 coming tomorrow?
  
  This is one of the greatest posts ever made on this board.
• Forum: Nokia N900 2010-11-16, 00:47
• Replies: 4
  N900 For Sale (UK)
  Views: 2,299
  Posted By Bourdain
  Re: N900 For Sale (UK)
  
  Unlucky my son