however, let me joke a bit...since you're talented dev you could easily try to physically encrypt your stuff...or develop a tool (you could call it OpenBurnt) just to make device explode when stealed, of course, after taking a memorial selfie
Just wanted to remark that CepiPerez has helped me a lot in the development of Yappari, helping me with the intricacies of Whatsapp protocol, so we currently have a somewhat usable Whatsapp application N900 thanks to him; so even if you don't have a Jolla or a N9, CepiPerez is still active helping us with our phones.