Yo guys and gals, there is a new contender on the market for my sim card...

http://ln-s.net/4lDA

I'm trying to guess what the more impressive phone to pull out of pocket would be, at a meeting..

Happy New Year!

The question that is on everyone's mind: Do they do MMS?

LMAO good one I needed a good laugh

N-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a... He said sheepishly.

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HNY right back atcha!

Dude... it's less than 40 minutes away from amateur hour out your way. Shouldn't you be out doing the hustle or suttin'?

if its not got moo box built in then i'm not interested

"COOL E57 positive, that is, Xi Yang Yang behind the letter is no different
from ordinary mobile phones. A smaller screen size, resolution is only
128x128 pixels. Surprisingly, however, is the top of the screen appears the
vice camera. This is used for video calls, however, boring time can be
self-timer entertainment.

So it is... I'm just waiting for my shipment of these phones to arrive at my door. They'd make good weapons; someone would have to be drunk to buy one of these.

Google translated chinese texts are the future of comedy.

or

"God Xi Yang Yang phones will light cottage struck"

That's the funniest thing ever.*






*"Ever" here is rather liberal interpretation the term cause it's 2.40 am 1.1.2010 in Finland and I've spent several of the last hours drinking Koskenkorva and beer. Also, kids you shouldn't drink and post, or you'll fill the forum with crap like this.

The cosmic alignment tonight does work in mysterious ways: As a cottage in flames is the setup of one of the funniest things written in the history of English literature. By R. Kipling on The discovery of cooked meat in ancient China

From Project Gutenberg: The Best of the World's Classics EBook, Vol 5.
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/22182/22182-8.txt

" You graceless whelp, what have you got there
devouring? Is it not enough that you have burnt
me down three houses with your dog's tricks, and
be hanged to you ! but you must be eating fire, and
I know not what — what have you got there, I say?"

" O father, the pig, the pig ! Do come and taste
how nice the burnt pig eats."

The ears of Ho-ti tingled with horror. He
cursed his son, and he cursed himself that ever he
should beget a son that should eat burnt pig.

[EDIT] The short story only:
http://www.philosophy.uncc.edu/mleld...ings/lamb.html