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1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 Megabytes/s = 1 769 472 000 000 000 bytes/second = 1609.325408935547 Terabytes/sec. (In data line / network terms a 12 874.5 Terabit Line)

This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,6 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
 
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hmmm. But still that one really fcks up the system :P
 
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Originally Posted by CrashandDie View Post
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 Megabytes/s = 1 769 472 000 000 000 bytes/second = 1609.325408935547 Terabytes/sec. (In data line / network terms a 12 874.5 Terabit Line)

This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,6 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
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Originally Posted by CrashandDie View Post
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
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<br>I could have sweared it was much more. Oh my! I can be described by 52 old-style diskettes. And my pen drive can contain the description of 213 human beings. And one Ubuntu self-installing CD is worth 10 people.<br><br>Are you sure of these numbers? <br>
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lol funny sh1t lol
 
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Originally Posted by CrashandDie View Post
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
Human genome contains about 3 billion nucleotides. Each somatic cell, excluding red blood cells, is diploid. That's over six billion nucleotides. How is that zipped into 75MB?
 
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Originally Posted by Rauha View Post
How is that zipped into 75MB?
Thanks to a new compression algorithm licensed by the University of Cambridge, called dj0ke. It's an implementation by Professor Hugh Mor.
 
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Wikipedia (en) says: "The 3 billion base pairs of the haploid human genome correspond to an information content of about 750 megabytes, since every base pair can be coded by 2 bits." You were out for one power of ten.
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_genome
Well it's still like /me is equivalent to one audio cd; or 21 human beings can stay in my USB stick. One day it's going to be real.
 
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Originally Posted by debernardis View Post
One day it's going to be real.
Can't wait for the day you can bittorrent someone's genome.
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I feel like it's a copypaste off reddit =D

But regardless, I'd consider it more like...just unplugging the net after the initial data gets through.
 
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