Prison ward calls PrisoneR 1.2 to his office. He tells the desperate prisoner:
"There are new developments in the Nokia vs. the community case concerning you.
I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news: you will be released before your evil cellmate MeEgo#1.
The bad news: MeEgo#1 will be released before you. "
Chuck Norris is the only one who could spell Eyjafjallajökull backwards in braille faster than any Nokia engineers. And he did that without waiting Pr1.2's release. Twice !