..the rabbi, wholly impressed by the salesman's uncanny ability to understand what people wants, asks for a smartphone "that can trump what the priest and monk just bought, and also to be future proof!"
The salesman thought for a moment before exclaiming "I got just the thing for you!" He disappears into the stock room for a minute and comes back with a plain white box. "This is a very special one. Don't open this until you're home." The rabbi pays for it and walks out with his purchase...
..he quickly ran home with the hefty package in his hands, unable to contain his excitement. Upon arriving, he sets it down on his desk and unwraps the box to see what's inside...
....and eh's delighted to see....
rofl what do you expect to find in this thread anyway???
