Reply
Thread Tools
Posts: 1 | Thanked: 0 times | Joined on Oct 2007 @ CA
#1
this is the funnies auction i have ever read. It's a auction to sell a Jaguar S type. and the Description of the car reads


"Car Belongs To Cheating Rat Of A Husband. But The Idiot Had The Car Registered In My Name So It's Mine To Sell. The Car Is In Perfect Condition Except For Some 'paint Damage'. This Was Me, But Is Far Less Damaging Than What I Intend To Do To Him. A Jaguar Dealer I Asked Said The Paint Can Be Removed Relatively Cheaply. Nothing Else Wrong With The Car, Just The Cheating, Lying Piece Of Crap Who Used To Drive It And Used It To Pick Up His Tart In. But Don't Let That Put You Off."


See it live here http://www.buyyourcar.co.uk/Spec/Jag...E10618326.aspx

ha ha ha ...
 
Posts: 64 | Thanked: 0 times | Joined on Oct 2007 @ North Carolina
#2
thats too funny. I almost bought a motorcycle from a lady that was selling it for the same reason. Would have bought it too but someone beat me to it with cash in hand.

Dave
__________________
------------------------------------------
HP 54705 Going to e-bay
N800 2 x 8 Gb sd cards
 
Texrat's Avatar
Posts: 11,700 | Thanked: 10,045 times | Joined on Jun 2006 @ North Texas, USA
#3
That story has taken on legendary status.
__________________
Nokia Developer Champion
Different <> Wrong | Listen - Judgment = Progress | People + Trust = Success
My personal site: http://texrat.net
 
Posts: 3,841 | Thanked: 1,079 times | Joined on Nov 2006
#4
Last spring the cheated wife was selling the cheater's bass guitar..
Don't know who first came up with this sales trick (at least it's a fun one), but I have vague memories of seeing it many years ago.
__________________
N800/OS2007|N900/Maemo5
-- Metalayer-crawler delenda est.
-- Current state: Fed up with everything MeeGo.
 
Posts: 255 | Thanked: 15 times | Joined on Oct 2007 @ United Kingdom
#5
Don't know if anybody realised but this is a neat bit of spam. This dude had posted the same message to many forums and he always includes his spam link in the signature.
 
Hedgecore's Avatar
Posts: 1,361 | Thanked: 115 times | Joined on Oct 2005 @ Toronto, Ontario, Canada
#6
This story is important. How do I know that? I work in IT. Sometimes I get emails from people in other departments in the organization. When a word is important, they capitalize it. For example:

"A Reminder! The Halloween patty is Tomorrow! If you don't wear a Costume, one will be provided!"

That article had every word capitalized. That's why it's important.
 
Texrat's Avatar
Posts: 11,700 | Thanked: 10,045 times | Joined on Jun 2006 @ North Texas, USA
#7
Bolding helps, too. And large fonts.
__________________
Nokia Developer Champion
Different <> Wrong | Listen - Judgment = Progress | People + Trust = Success
My personal site: http://texrat.net
 
Toontje's Avatar
Posts: 304 | Thanked: 11 times | Joined on Feb 2007 @ Barcelona, Spain
#8
Originally Posted by rs-px View Post
Don't know if anybody realised but this is a neat bit of spam. This dude had posted the same message to many forums and he always includes his spam link in the signature.
I never clicked (or even seen) it though...
__________________
The Nokia 770 forums are alive again on http://nokia770.com/forum
 
Reply

Thread Tools

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 20:00.