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    gryedouge | # 21 | 2010-04-11, 02:11 | Report

    Originally Posted by ysss View Post
    The cat is making an example out of that watermelon of what would happen if one to resist herding.

    Resistance is futile.

    Or quite possible smuggling gerbils...

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    YoDude | # 22 | 2010-04-11, 02:41 | Report

    Originally Posted by SavageD View Post
    Argument proven. The above cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake. Cats now trying to take over the world? Cats no longer afraid of water? Water + melons a cats best friend? discuss.
    Nope, cats like watermelon more than they fear water.

    Behold, the power of watermelons!

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    RevdKathy | # 23 | 2010-04-11, 08:12 | Report

    But do gerbils like watermelons?

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    gryedouge | # 24 | 2010-04-11, 15:23 | Report

    Ah! that is the question!! deep, deep...

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    Sopwith | # 25 | 2010-04-11, 15:25 | Report

    Originally Posted by RevdKathy View Post
    ...do gerbils like watermelons?
    Interesting suggestion... Still, I doubt anyone would enjoy doing that...

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    Last edited by Sopwith; 2010-04-11 at 16:05.

     
    lcuk | # 26 | 2010-04-11, 15:56 | Report

    i think we should setup some empirical testing for this.
    we need a government funded study to purchase lots of gerbils and check various forms of herding.

    that would require a sheepdog and some other methods

    perhaps a placebo would work on them too, we should do these tests double blind, so include vodka in the PO

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    RevdKathy | # 27 | 2010-04-11, 17:37 | Report

    You may hit problems with the RSPCA or anti-vivsection bodies if you start giving your gerbils vodka, unless it's the very best vodka.

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    lcuk | # 28 | 2010-04-11, 17:39 | Report

    revdkathy, the vodka was to ensure the test monitors themselves were double blind.
    but i kinda like the idea of testing whether drunken gerbils still resist herding

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    RevdKathy | # 29 | 2010-04-11, 17:49 | Report

    The test monitors would only be double blind if they were drinking double vodkas. That's obvious!

    Can a double-blind investigator intoxicate a gerbil by breathing on it? If so, is this a method for herding them?

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    Konceptz | # 30 | 2010-04-11, 18:17 | Report

    Originally Posted by RevdKathy View Post
    The test monitors would only be double blind if they were drinking double vodkas. That's obvious!

    Can a double-blind investigator intoxicate a gerbil by breathing on it? If so, is this a method for herding them?
    I believe it's been found ineffective to intoxicate blind gerbils via human oral respiration.

    One important, question which remains unanswered, is what part lake plays.

    Lake is undetermined and we should consult a local limnologiest, hopefully with some extra background in both feline and agricultural distilling.

    /b/

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