Ain't no better if my notebook PC can read discs... BUT really my PC doesn't even have a disc drive!! WTF am I gonna do...
https://wiki.ubuntu.com/WubiGuide - no need to be "Linux Boy", install it from Windows, reboot, choose Linux, do what you have to do, reboot, choose Windows, uninstall, forget you ever had that on your pc
edit: sorry, somehow i missed the "solved" part of title I won't delete that post, maybe it will be helpful to someone in the future.