Oh mymymmymy...
My mom sends me some of the best jokes she hears...
I just gotta tell you guys this one...
"A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
I know hey?!?!?!
My mom sent that.
She is a very smart woman..and very cool...
but it took me off guard ...I had to wipe all the morning coffee I coughed up on my laptop when I read that one...
