Ok, won't ignore it completely.

Texrat.. this is my one comment:

Look, there you are *sticks out an e-finger and pokes you*, see? I see you, you see me.. you TALK to me..

It's MUCH easier to criticize you.. than that ghost over there in the corner. See him there? No? me neither.. he never talks to me. I sit for hours talking to the corner and get nothing..

But you.. you talk back. Then you get all red faced.. it's soo cute!!! I think I'll focus on you.

(please see the unnecessarily extreme amounts of sarcasm in this post...)