Look, no imaginary-living-under-the-bridge-creature will break the illusion, we get that, but...

Can we get back on topic though??? Pretty please?

Definition of wet(ness) (from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wet):

I hope that all agree that water consists of water. What is problematic though is: ice does not consist of liquid. So ice is actually dry. Which brings the problematic-even-more question of 'dry ice', would love your input on that